Annie: Does getting laid count?
(F/N): Do you get money from doing that?
Annie: ...
Annie: No comment
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Levi: Why are my notes wrapped in aluminum foil!?
(F/N): I foiled your plans
Levi:
*Later*
Erwin: Did you murder one of our recruits
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Historia: You all need to be more positive! For example, I see this glass as half-full, whereas some of you may see it as half-empty! A more positive aspect in life could make our situations better
(F/N): But it's completely empty
Historia: But I prefer to see it as half-full!
Jean: Guys that's literally a bowl
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(F/N): Remember, bird watching goes both ways.
Connie: So does porn...
(F/N): What?
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Jean: I love you man
(F/N): I know, I read your diary, Jean-boy
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(F/N): OI!
(F/N): EVERYONE!
Armin: Shhh. Stop spamming. We only just managed to get Eren to go to sleep
(F/N): Oh. I'm so sorry
Armin: It's okay. What did you want to say?
(F/N): There's a fire
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Mikasa: How would you describe yourself?
(F/N): Verbally, but I'm ready to use interpretive dance if that helps
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Bertoldt: I've been trained to kill since birth
(F/N): You've been killing my patience for years
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Connie: What's wrong with Eren?
(F/N): Do you want that alphabetically or chronically?
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Sasha: Did somebody say, Just Eat!
Sasha: It's me. I'm the meal
(F/N): I'm suddenly vegan
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Jean: How the hell did you find me!?
(F/N): I'm Batman!
Jean: My mother told you, didn't she
(F/N): Honestly yeah
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Eren: What time is Levi's 7 o'clock training
(F/N):: Knowing you, you genuinely don't know
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 12: I'm Ready To Use Interpretive Dance If That Helps
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