Texting 12: I'm Ready To Use Interpretive Dance If That Helps

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Annie: Does getting laid count?

(F/N): Do you get money from doing that?

Annie: ...

Annie: No comment

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Levi: Why are my notes wrapped in aluminum foil!?

(F/N): I foiled your plans

Levi:

*Later*

Erwin: Did you murder one of our recruits

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Historia: You all need to be more positive! For example, I see this glass as half-full, whereas some of you may see it as half-empty! A more positive aspect in life could make our situations better

(F/N): But it's completely empty

Historia: But I prefer to see it as half-full!

Jean: Guys that's literally a bowl

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(F/N): Remember, bird watching goes both ways.

Connie: So does porn...

(F/N): What?

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Jean: I love you man

(F/N): I know, I read your diary, Jean-boy

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(F/N): OI!

(F/N): EVERYONE!

Armin: Shhh. Stop spamming. We only just managed to get Eren to go to sleep

(F/N): Oh. I'm so sorry

Armin: It's okay. What did you want to say?

(F/N): There's a fire

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Mikasa: How would you describe yourself?

(F/N): Verbally, but I'm ready to use interpretive dance if that helps

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Bertoldt: I've been trained to kill since birth

(F/N): You've been killing my patience for years

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Connie: What's wrong with Eren?

(F/N): Do you want that alphabetically or chronically?

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Sasha: Did somebody say, Just Eat!

Sasha: It's me. I'm the meal

(F/N): I'm suddenly vegan

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Jean: How the hell did you find me!?

(F/N): I'm Batman!

Jean: My mother told you, didn't she

(F/N): Honestly yeah

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Eren: What time is Levi's 7 o'clock training

(F/N):: Knowing you, you genuinely don't know

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