Now that Trollex is the new moon god, and Kai is gone, things are finally going his way.
But when Kai comes creeping up from the human world to the Moon Universe, what shall Trollex do?
Shall he be defendant and fight him or will he cower and suffe...
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*right after the huge battle, a bull lands in a man's room*
Kai: *groans* Where am I? And where is that fish?
*something drops, noticing his attention, the man's face shocked*
The Author: EEE! I can't believe it!
Kai: Wait, you're not afraid of me? The Jade Slayer?
The Author: Nope! *grabs a DVD of Kung Fu Panda 3*
Kai: Whoa. Anyway . . . I am Kai. Maker of Widows, The Jade Slayer . . .
The Author: I know who you are.
Kai: You do? *sighs* Wow. *inside his mind* This is perfect! A mortal idiot! I just give him a few questions, do a fight outside, and steal his Chi! Easy! I'm coming, blue fish! *in person* Say, what is this place?
The Author: Welcome to the Human World!
Kai: The . . . Human World?
The Author: Yep!
Kai: And how many people live in this World?
The Author: About 7 Trillon.
Kai: *gasps, inside his mind* Oh, wow! I've hit the jackpot! 7 trillion people means that I could be unstoppable!
The Author: Yep, this place is nice.
Kai: So, can we talk in those woods, privately?
The Author: Umm . . . Sure?
Kai: *inside his mind* Phase 1 complete.
*in the woods*
Kai: So, do you like fights? Cause I don't know where the Spirit Realm is. Do you know?
The Author: Umm, that place doesn't exist here.
Kai: That's okay, that's okay. Cause I just wanted to have a fight and steal . . . I mean, borrow your chi.
The Author: *gasps* You wanna steal my Chi? Mine, exactly? Eee!
Kai: Okay, most people just cower. Am I sure I haven't been bonked on the head when I got here? Ah, whatever, let's do this. But first, I have to ask a question. And this might be stupid but . . . How do you like your Chi stolen? Oh, wow, I can't believe I'm saying this. Do you like it stolen like circles or the Jade version? Did I really just say that?
The Author: THE JADE VERSION!
Kai: *evil smile* This shall be fun. Any last words?
The Author: I wuv you.
Kai: Ugh, this place is too cute.
*Kai grabs the author and spins him around*
The Author: Umm, you do know humans are sensitive, right?
Kai: Well, I just came here.
*He then drops him down a cliff, and uses his Jade Blades to trap him*
The Author: Eee, the chains!
*Kai uses one hand to float him up, and one hand glows green, starting the process*
The Author: *looks at Jade coming up* Cool! You will turn me back to normal, right?
Kai: Sure! But I make no promises.
The Author: Uh-oh. *looks at Jade absorbing the chin*
Kai: Just two more seconds.
*The Author closes his eyes, excepting his Jade-y fate, as the Jade absorbed him completely, using Kai's green hands to divert him into a Jade amulet*
Kai: At last. The first one for my new collection. I'm coming fishy, and I'll be ready. *evil laugh* KAI WILL RETURN! *Lightning strike*
RVengerOfficial presents
King Trollex in The Moon Universe 2: Kai's Revenge
