"Bold of you to assume he hasn't fucked all of them already." Dick gasped in an overdramatic manner.
"How dare you? I have standards. I've only fucked like 75% of them."
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"Grayson keeps asking to join me on tasks that only require one person to do them. It's rather annoying to be thought of as being so incompetent," Damian complained. Jon stared at him for a moment before smiling. "What?"
"He doesn't think you're incompetent, he's trying to spend time with you."
"Oh. Ew."
"Don't say ew at affection!"
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Long flights were boring as hell but at least Robin had found a way to play music through the speakers to pass the time. He'd even made a playlist with everyone's favourite songs on them. The team noticed that he knew a lot of the songs despite them all being from completely different genres. "Hey Rob, what's your favourite genre?" Kid Flash asked out of curiosity.
"I treat my music like my sexuality - I like all of them."
"Even country?" Artemis inquired.
"I'm an unhappy lover of country music. Like how straight girls are unhappily attracted to men."
"You can say that again," Miss Martian muttered.
"Hey, I heard that!" Superboy complained.
"Oh, I'm only joking." She swiftly set up a mindlink excluding him. "I'm not joking."
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"-and therefore capitalism breeds sorrow rather than innovation but due to the world demonizing communism during the cold war combined with the lack of knowledge about the difference between communism and socialism we can't campaign for massive change without risking being called unpatriotic," Tim concluded.
"That was great but I asked you how many cups of coffee you had," Dick pointed out.
"Oh." He looked down at his empty cup then back up at the older. "No idea."
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"Hey Robin, can I ask you question?" Beast Boy asked. His leader looked down to him and nodded. "How come you're so good at keeping your balance no matter what? I've seen you fight on rails and never lose your footing so how do you do it?"
"Simple. I trained in high heels." There was a pause. Everybody stopped whatever they were doing because their leader, Robin, had just said he wore high heels.
"What?" Beast Boy asked.
"Yea high heels. If you can fight in high heels, you can keep your balance anywhere."
"You're joking," Cyborg stated.
"Why would I joke? What, just because I'm a guy I can't wear high heels to train?" he asked, his eyes narrowing.
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Robin one shot part 3!
FanfictionI uh I've officially made too many of these Dick Grayson will be here in all his forms so if you like him then you'll love these I take requests just pm me them so I can see it better and don't lose the comment also the cover was made by @Jenny_Myth...
Random dialogue I think of
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