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Tord: this date is boooooooooriiiiinnnngggg!

Matt: this isn't a date, I told you I was going grocery shopping.

Tord: then why did you invite me?

Matt: I didn't. I specifically told you not to come.

Matt: then you said 'fuck you Matt, I do what I want!' and followed me here.

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