Tord: this date is boooooooooriiiiinnnngggg!
Matt: this isn't a date, I told you I was going grocery shopping.
Tord: then why did you invite me?
Matt: I didn't. I specifically told you not to come.
Matt: then you said 'fuck you Matt, I do what I want!' and followed me here.
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Eddsworld shit post book (Part 1)
RandomI want to make this so I do 👍🏾👍🏾 I said I hit the max number of chapters so I made another one