Male Rayquaza Reader x Dragon Ball Z Abridged [Republished] (Again)

Chapter 36: Time Travel Trouble

Oolong: Wow, that is frickin' tasty! What's in this?

Chiaotzu: Little bit of saké, soy sauce, bean sprouts, pooooooooooooooooooooor...k...

The last part of that sentence was said as he looked at Oolong.

Oolong: I'm delicious...!

Master Roshi: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Tien and the others.

Tien: so I'm gonna go grab him before things get... weird.

Krillin: later, Tien!

Tien flew off in another direction.

Krillin: I can never read that guy.

Logan: who the hell can you read?

You and the others landed in front of Goka's house.

Krillin: wait, before we go in, uh, I wanted to ask... You ever think that Android 18 is, uh, kind of... cute?

You, Trunks and Logan gave Krillin a long stare.

Trunks: no.

Krillin: all right, then.... dibs, by the way. Quick warning: be super-nice to ChiChi. She can be a total.....

ChiChi flung open the door, smacking Krillin in the face.

Logan: holy hell!

(Y/N): she's like an attack dog!!!

ChiChi: Gohan! oh... It's you.

Krillin: yeah, fine, I pretty much asked for that one.

He said as his head started swelling up.

(Krillin Owned Count: 34).

Yamcha: huh? Hey, guys! How it is?

Trunks: oh, uh, Yamcha, right? How's it hang.... I mean, how you doing?

Logan: "sighs" you were so close and yet so far away.

Frieza: just like any other saiyan.

Yamcha: oh, you know. Hanging in there.

(Y/N):...............

Trunks: ah...

Yamcha: So, what happened? did Vegeta clean up the androids?

(Y/N): not exactly. There were 3 more of these androids. Not only that, but, they've proven to much stronger than they look when one of them beat up Vegeta and even broke her arms. Then after that, Piccolo threw a fit and flew off.

Krillin: and then I got a kiss by the cute one.

Yamcha: The clown?

Krillin: no, no, no. There's a girl now.

Yamcha: I don't believe you.

Trunks: you know, we should probably continue this conversation after we've moved Goka.

Yamcha: move Goka? But she finally stopped screaming.

Goka was heard from the other room taking a deep breath.

Yamcha: okay, w..... well, she's petering out.

(Y/N): how long has she been screaming for?

Yamcha: I can't remember actually. I lost count after the first hour.

(Y/N): O_O

Frostwing: those must be some durable lungs.

(Y/N): boy, I kinda feel bad for leaving ChiChi with her and Goten then. A Screaming Mother and a Crying child is a lot.