ncaa + nba imagines

omar cooper - in the club

i feel like this would never happen because omar is responsible but josh is very persuasive.

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"oH MY GOD" you shout reaching out the bath water to dry your hand and reach for your phone. the one day you want to relax and soak in a bath, somebody is blowing up your phone.

your puppy, Marco, whimpers "aww babyyy i'm sorryyy i wasn't yelling at you".

there are 8 texts from omar. wtf.... you think
omar: hey 🥵🥵
omar: ur cute and i'm cute so ... 🤓
omar: wait this my girl right ?
omar: oh it is 😇
omar: i'm not drunk but josh mademe drinkd this wasohf thei tns od it nasty
omar: i am trying to type slow
omar: i mith uuuuuu
omar: baby😿

of course the one time josh takes omar "under his wing" for a night out he ends up drunk.

you: one sec lemme call josh

"josh?"
"SHAWTY I DONTTT MINDDDDDDD IF-"
"joshhhh"
"wasSUP BABYYY"

oh lorddd....

"josh where is omar?"
"girl we TURNING UPPP! LEAVE THE BOYS ALONEEE" he screams in your ear.
"josh i bet he's not even near you..."

there's a pause and it goes on for too long so you get worried.
"josh christopher.."
"no because see, he was with sharife and then they had left me so yea ummm"
"oh my gosh just send me the address of the place"

you get out the bath all shivering and cold, can't even relax like jeez. your dog comes over licking up the water on the floor...stupid dog there's soap and bubbles in it.

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omar: come pick me ypmplease. i am tired this man keeps slapping my ass
you: lmaoooo who??
omar: omg hey girl i was waiting for u to text me back 🤪
omar: i think i have a crush on you
you: omar i'm tryna drive but that got me screaminggg 😭😭😭
omar: oh so u don't like me back oh 😿😿
you: omar hush i love you.
omar: omg u just made my heart beat times infinity 😌

all you can do is laugh this is man is funny when he's drunk.
once you get outside the club the line to get in is ridiculous and you don't have time.

"hey if i flash my titties and show you my id can i cut the line i really don't have time i'm here to pick up my boyfriend"
the bouncer's eyes widen then he smirks, "I would never get in between a couple so go ahead"

once you're inside you text omar
you: where are you specifically
omar: right beside the ass slapper

great that helps...instead you decide to just call sharife.

"hey i'm here to pick up omar do you know where he is?"
"i honestly respect you but i'm about to have a threesome" and he hangs up.
what in the world...

you honestly don't want to call josh cause that nigga plays too much but what choice do you have.
"josh i'm by the bar can you come to me and help me find omar"
"only because i don't want your wrath on me"

he finds you in 5 mins and you can tell this man is piss drunk
"shit this my song" he says rapping super bass by nicki minaj.
even though you are slightly annoyed you laugh and dance along with josh, i mean you are at a club after all.

"ok but for real help me find omar"
"oh yea he's in the booth with shareef and them"
"wait sharife said he was in a threesome"
"ina what???" josh starts cackling (i know this man laugh is just ugly) "no i mean shareef o'neal"
"ohh he must be the ass slapper"
"oh yea he slaps asses when he's drunk"

after about 10 minutes you finally see the booth with omar, noah, shareef, lamelo and it's kinda dark so you can't really tell who's with them.
"looks like my ride is here fellas" omar says getting up
"you're welcome we stole him from josh and sobered him up" lamelo says sounding pretty drunk himself.
"yea he was a mess" noah says smirking at you. this guy...🤓🤓
"i would say thank you but y'all let him get drunk in the first place" you say laughing at shareef tryna put his straw in the hole but he kept missing.

"come on stop talking to these weenies" omar drapes his arm over you and puts his fingers to your lips.
"okay okayyy we leaving"

once you get omar in the car your phone starts to ring.
"you just gonna leave me here"

it's josh...of course.

"isn't noah the DD, you will be fine just ride back with him"
"yea but i wanna leave now- oH SHIT THIS MY SONG."
"what-
"I HOPPED OFF THE PLANE AT LAX WITH MY DREAM AND MY CARDIGANNN"
"ok have fun josh" you say hanging up.

"can we get chick fila please pleaseeee pleaseeee" omar asks.
"what a great idea i'm hungry too"
"wait wait come here, gimme kissssss"
you lean over and kiss him.
"i missed you"
"you smell like sweat and alcohol"
"make me smell like you and chickfila then"

say less...

~~the end~~

idk i feel this couldve been better🤦🏽‍♀️😣