The Most Pointless, Useless, and Worthless Stories of Your Life

I'm your mother

       Someone handed you a glass of orange juice. You took a sip, it was egg yolk. You turned around, it was me. Someone handed you a glass of milk. You take a sip, it was watered-down shaving cream. You turned around it was me. I handed you a cookie for your milk aka WDSC. You took a bite, it was dish soap. You turned around again, I stood there. I am your mother.

Now go to your room!