Chapter 5 - Losing and Nicknames

513 13 14
                                    

Lionblaze: We are back with-

Hollyleaf: TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY JAYFEATHER!!!

Lionblaze: Thank you got that clear introduction.

Hollyleaf: Your welcome!

Lionblaze: *sigh* we are at number 6.

Hollyleaf: LOSING.

Lionblaze: AND nicknames. Ha this will be good. Two for the price of one.

*Lionblaze and Hollyleaf pad into camp*

Leafpool: Hey Jayfeather wanna play Name That Herb?

Jayfeather: Sure, why not?

Leafpool: Hey Squirrelflight you wanna play too?

Squirrelflight: Yarrrr. Wait how do we play?

Leafpool: Okay, so everyone is blindfolded, and then we will put a herb in front of you and you have to say which one it is.

Lionblaze: I will choose the herbs.Here Leafpool you are up first. What is this herb?

Leafpool: Uhhhhh marigold.

Lionblaze: Correct!

Squirrelflight: Ooohhh my turn!

Lionblaze: What is this herb?

Squirrelflight: Ummmmmmmmm dock?

Lionblaze: Correct!!!

Squirrelflight: WHOOOOO

Lionblaze: Alright Jay-Jay-

Jay-Jay: DON'T call me Jay-Jay!

Lionblaze: *trying not to laugh* okay - Jazzy.

Jazzy: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Anyways, what is this herb?

Jayfeather: *confidently* borage.

Lionblaze: Uhhhh NO. It's parsley.

Jayfeather: WHAT?!? Oh it is.

Squirrelflight: HAR HAR HAR. I BEAT THE ACTUAL MEDICINE CAT IN A HERB GAME!!!!!! HAA.

Lionblaze, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, and Hollyleaf: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jayfeather: This game sucks.

Lionblaze: Come back next time to see us annoy Jay-Jay- I mean Jazzy again!!!

Top Ten Ways to Annoy JayfeatherWhere stories live. Discover now