jaune arc multiverser

Vignettes Pt 1

"Eh… what?" said Arnold, a little perplexed.

"Father?" said Winter and Weiss.

The truck was escorted by a private security firm to an SDC laboratory that was off the grid.

"Whoa, that was fast," said Ruby.

"It is a moment that so many have dreamed of claiming," said Jacques Schnee.

"I don't see your old man, Weiss," said Yang.

"Where is his voice coming from?" asked Weiss.

Arnold approached the VHS, and tapped it lightly.

"That's strange, this one worked well when I first catalogued it," remarked Arnold.

"Maybe your machine's messed up," said Raven.

"If that was the case, we wouldn't be able to see anything," said Arnold.

The truck was opened from the back where Jacques Schnee, and a bunch of scientists, looked at the contents with a smile. The tubes had a black thing that writhed and coiled like a worm, but thicker and spongier.

"History starts today."

"So that's your dad?" asked Ruby.

"Yes…" said Weiss, a frown on her face.

"He looks like the guy on the chicken buckets!" said Sun.

Ironwood snorted as all the faunus in the room laughed. Weiss and Winter had trouble containing smiles of their own.

"You wouldn't believe how often we hear that," said Winter.

Jaune was in a restaurant with an arm wrapped around his girlfriend, Penny.

"Oh my. Given the fact his arm is around me, is it my turn to engage in an intimate relationship with Jaune Arc?" asked Penny.

"I guess it is," said Pyrrha with a sigh.

"I wonder what sorts of thing we do together… Shopping? Dinner? Ooh, perhaps kinky sex?" asked Penny innocently.

Everyone who had food or drink in their mouth spat it out as Raven burst out into uncontrollable laughter.

"Penny, where did that come from?" gasped Winter.

"In my research on how humans interact with one another, the acts couples perform was among the materials I looked into. Are the activities I stated incorrect?" asked Penny, confused.

"Um… No?" answered Ruby warily, "It's just, people don't talk about the third thing too much."

"Ooh, I see," nodded Penny in understanding.

"The guy you work for is the evil person," said Jaune.

"Who, Jacques Schnee?" asked Ironwood, "The man can be an ass, but I wouldn't go so far as to say he's evil."

"It's true, though," said Ilia under her breath.

"I don't work for him. My firm works for him," reassured Penny, who then cast an expectant smile at Jaune, "Are you going to behave yourself tomorrow?"