"For it is in cookies that we achieve satiety. With those, we become less hungry and an example for others to follow. Infinite in number and unlimited by Death, I release your soul, and with my cookies, feed you." They both glowed, one red and the other white, before Ruby slumped slightly.

All the students were howling in laughters at Ruby's Aura-awakening chant. It was true that different people had different chants, but that had simply been over the top. The girl herself was shrinking. Even the adults were having a good laugh.

"Don't worry, Ruby, I told you the next two will make you happy..." smiled Arnold.

The screen cut to another scene, this time with Ruby holding up a cookies, standing in front of Jaune, who was looking at her with a raised eyebrow.

"Do you want this cookie?" she asked teasingly. "Then come and take it."

Then she simply stuffed the cookie in her mouth, grabbed Jaune's chin and cookie-kissed him passionately.

Most of the laughters hacked into coughs as people choked on their spit. Ruby was smiling brightly and saving the idea for later. Yang was having seriously trouble breathing.

"And the next will be a slight variation of this one," chuckled Arnold, shaking his head. "It's too easy. I bet at least Yang'll drop."

The next scene was basically identical, but they were in a dorm, this time. Ruby was still holding a cookie with a smirk.

"Do you want this cookie?" Ruby asked teasingly. Jaune sighed and played along, nodding with a smile. Ruby's smirk only widened as she stuffed her hand down her panties. When she retrieved it, it was empty. There was no mistaking the action.

"Then come and take it... or me, if you prefer." she purred as Jaune smirked and brought her closer for a kiss... and probably much more.

As Arnold predicted, Yang dropped to the ground, followed by Velvet Pyrrha and Weiss. Ozpin, Qrow, Ironwood and Goodwitch spat out their drinks. Roman accidentally inhaled his cigar, and began coughing for his life. Mercury, Ren, Sun and Winter all fell from their couches. Others were just gaping at the screen in shock.

Arnold was laughing his ass off.

Summer was shaking her head in half-hearted disapproval, even as a small smirk fought its way to her face. "Arnold, you are really trying to kill us..."

Arnold shrugged. "Ruby liked them, though...."

As the others were still hacking with coughs, the screen lit up.

Venom Trailer

There was a crash site of a space craft surrounded by government officials, where they extracted a cylinder and loaded it onto a truck.

"More space aliens?" asked Ruby.

"Is it another invasion-based universe?" asked Ozpin.

"No. It's a-" began Arnold.

"Thank you, collectively, for bringing us to this moment," said an elderly voice off screen.

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