The Robot: Boogie Machine of Doom

Part I

CHRIS: Wow, you don't say. Which one?

KEVIN: I do not remember.

CHRIS: Damnit, Kevin.

KEVIN: Sorry Chris. They didn't give much reason as to what happened, though. I really don't know, couldn't tell you. Sorry Chris.

CHRIS: Super weird. Really weird! Wack even.

KEVIN: I bet it's aliens.

CHRIS: Shut up KEVIN. You gotta grow up, KEVIN. Stuff like that doesn't happen in real life, you know, KEVIN.

KEVIN: I guess you're right, Chris.

CHRIS: I am right. I'm usually typically always right. Well anyways KEVIN I think I should get going. It is getting pretty late, it's almost night!

KEVIN: Me, too. I need to get back home so I can make dinner. I love to cook. I'm making pasta.

CHRIS: Pasta. Alright, Kevin. That's good Kevin. Have fun Kevin.

KEVIN: Okay.

SCENE 4 -

Cut to CHRIS in his living room, watching TV on the couch. The TV is showing a news channel, and the newscaster is an older man. Cut to CHRIS who changes the channel and winces.

CHRIS: Euch.

The channel changes to a younger reporter. CHRIS looks pleased.

CHRIS: Nice!

The reporter is reporting on reports of the robot massacre the other night.

NEWSCASTER: I'm a reporter and I am on the news. Just recently, there've been reports of a killer robot running rampage at a local night club. Today-

CHRIS turns off the blasted TV because of the nonsensical nature of the reports.

CHRIS: Ha. This sounds like something that Kevin would think of. This is bull crap. A bowl of bologna. A bunch of phooey. Everybody knows robots aren't real. That's like saying the moon landing's real

CHRIS turns on some slow, smooth jazz and heads to bed. He is tossing and turning in his sleep. He finally decides he can't sleep and goes back out to the kitchen to make a sandwich. He sits down at the dinner table and pulls out the computer he was supposed to fix. He takes it apart and looks inside. He sees a logo on the inside of the computer.

CHRIS: I wonder what this could be. I've never seen anything like it before. Hm. Weird. I'm going to go to sleep now.

The next morning, CHRIS wakes up and hits snooze on the alarm clock. He gets ready in a sick montage with sweet jams in the background. Gets out of bed, brushes teeth, gets dressed, eats cereal. The TV is on, and it's playing the news.

SHERRY MCNEWS: Hello everybody. I'm Sherry McNews and this is Channel 11 News. Today I'm bringing exclusive news with a survivor from the mysterious night where 24 people were found dead at the Gin and Jams club. He wanted to stay anonymous, so here is what he had to say about this night.

DUDE: Aight dude so like everyone was like chillin and totally jammin and like just like hangin you know like the music was hella tight for real man. Like you know that one chick? Carly Rae Jepson? They were like straight up bumpin Call Me Maybe and like me and the boys were straight jumpin you know you feel me? It was just all around a hoppin' rager right and this dude was like straight throwin down the sickest dopest flyest moves you ever seen dude like I swear man like honestly. He was like in the middle of this sick routine and we all like circled around him cause it was straight fire man and so he like straight up hit the robot no joke and we were like yo dude that's dope as hell man and all of a sudden he just like poof dude straight up turned into a robot or something straight up and like I was like shiii man am I trippin or what what's goin on bro and he just started blastin like honestly and I was like yo bro I gotta get outta here man like this ain't good at all man you know and so I got outta there just in time and I just remember hearing screams and stuff like woah dude calm down man I'm pretty sure we're all just hella drunk and then I went home and on TV they were like yo some chick straight up died and I was like yo holy guac man and I jus had to kinda hang out for a while you know man like I was like wo-hoah man that was crazy man I swear.