dickaphobia ➲ c.h

onze; george from taco bell

#1 fuckboy: I thought you said that you're only gonna call me when there's emergencies?

Ugh. I knew he was gonna ask that question.

me: well...this is an emergency.

Not it's not.

#1 fuckboy: well what do u need help with?

I facepalm myself. I don't even know what I need help with. I just wanted to talk to him.

me: i actually don't need to help with anything. i just wanted to know what happened with dana? did she keep looking for me or???

#1 fuckboy: lmao funny story so the automatic sprinklers got turned on bc they always go off in the afternoon to water the plants and she got in the middle of them...and let's just say she came back wet..

With that, I start laughing hysterically at the thought of Dana in the garden, getting sprayed with water sprinklers.

me: OMFG I CANT STOP LAUGHINF BAHAHA SHE DESERVED IT

#1 fuckboy: ya m8 she came back 'wet' but not the good kind of wet she wanted ;-)

I stop laughing as I read the text.

me: you killed the moment ._.

#1 fuckboy: oh right I forgot that you're a virgin lol

me: 'lol' ._.

#1 fuckboy: laughing out loud

me: I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT WHAT'S THE POINT OF SAYING IT WHEN YOURE NOT EVEN LAUGHING OUT LOUD

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#1 fuckboy: lol.

me: just stfu

#1 fuckboy: fine I'll leave you bitchacho uGH

me: wHAT NOo w8 !!

#1 fuckboy: what

me: remember that you lost the bet so what are we gonna do about my secret?

#1 fuckboy: idk

#1 fuckboy: well we could always just go straight to the easy path ;-)

me: stahp it not like that!!!

#1 fuckboy: jkjkjk

me: -.-

#1 fuckboy: I'll think of a way and tell you my plan tomorrow at school? well that's if I catch up to you or see you. I'll text you so dw k?

me: I get the feeling that you're not taking this seriously and don't even wanna help me.

#1 fuckboy: fyi, I am TRYING to help. cuz a bet's a bet

me: this isn't even really about the bet anymore, it's just if ur my friend now then you'll help me :///

#1 fuckboy: ...well who said I was your friend? :/

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I read over that message over and over but I still couldn't get rid of the paining feeling I had going on. Of course he wouldn't consider me as a friend but I did. Jeez I'm so sentimental about everything. I didn't even know what else to reply back.

[2 new messages from #1 fuckboy at 9:32 pm]

#1 fuckboy: addie? u still there?

#1 fuckboy: d00d I was only kidding!! ur like a sis to me!! ofc I'll help u :D

I keep a straight face as I reply back after a while.

me: idrc but thanks

Well of course I care.

me: anyways, watcha doin?

#1 fuckboy: nothing much just standing by the window and waiting

me: waiting for what?

#1 fuckboy: waiting for you.

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I stare down at what he said.

Me? He was waiting for me?

me: hold on a sec.

I clutch my phone to my chest as I stood up and slowly walked over to my room.

I get there to find him on his phone, indeed waiting by the window. He snaps up from his phone, looking over at me with a smile creeping up on his face.

I stood there frozen, not knowing what to do.

"Goodnight Addie." Calum finally speaks up as he gives me a small wave before pulling down his window shades. With that, he just left.

I was a bit speechless while confused in the moment.

"Night Calum." I slowly give a late wave back.

I'm always late on everything.

All of a sudden, my phone buzzes off with another text.

I look down at it;

#1 fuckboy: sweet dreams, i hope you don't have a nightmare about dicks ;-) xx

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yES THAT PIC ON THE SIDE IS THE PIC THAT ADDIE SENT CALUM BC I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT IT! i actually just updated this bc something big is about to happen in the next chapter planned ahead ;-) and it ain't calum's dick (let's just say that luke will appear) so stay tuned for that & yes he's my #1 fuckboy 

qotd; what's ur fave song at the moment? 

mines; superheroes by the script ❤ (i love them so much o

HAVE A GREAT NIGHT/DAY :D

- ashton's chicka xox