A cursed chat is born

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Remi created a chat with Arlo, Elaine, John, Seraphina, Blyke and Isen
Remi:Hi everyone!
Elaine:Hey Rem!
John:Hi
Arlo has left the chat
John:Rude
Remi has added Arlo to the chat
Arlo:Shit
Isen:lAnGuAgE
Blyke:^^^ also hi
Seraphina:hi
Arlo:Hi* it has a capital.
Seraphina:whatevs
Arlo:Whatever* also rude...
John:That's coming from you Asslo
Remi:Alright everyone! Be nice. I've made this chat so everyone can keep up with each other
Elaine:I'm in class rn, furiously typing under desk
Seraphina:Yeah I can legit SEE her, just staring down, fingers typing
Arlo:Elaine...you're not hiding anything.
John:I mean, we're all in class Elaine, WAIT SERA, WHEN DID YOU START GOING?
Seraphina:Nver said I was in class lol.
Arlo:Never* She's in class.
Blyke:Well I be skipping
Isen:The little shit broke my pen-
Remi:BE. NICE.
Blyke:SOMEONE HELP-
Isen:GET YO ASS BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
Blyke has logged off
Isen has logged off
John:Funny how they log off at the exact same time.....
Seraphina:Now that I think about it...
Remi:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Arlo:Even I admit, they are awfully close.
Elaine:Mhm ^^^
Remi:Single lifeeeee
Arlo:Life* Remi we are all single.
Remi:YEAH, BUT JOHN AND SERA ARE PRACTICALLY TOGETHER-
John:IM SORRY WHAT-
Seraphina:^^^^^^^^
Remi:SO ARE ELAINE AND ARLO-
Arlo:Remi- stop- Elaine legit just walked into a pole
John:YOU'RE WITH HER?
Arlo:YOU'RE WITH SERAPHINA
Seraphina:HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT-
Remi:Y'all are just proving my point
Elaine:I'm not healing any of you when Sera kills you.
Arlo:I felt that where my heart should be.
Elaine:Ok. Maybe Arlo, BUT JOHN, YOU'RE DYING. REMI TOO.
Seraphina:I'll give you 10 seconds.
John:Ah well shit. We're screwed.
Arlo:I hate to agree with John but...^^
Remi:Aight. Imma just-
Seraphina:READY FUCKERS?
Seraphina has logged off
Arlo:Shit.
John:^^^
Arlo has logged off
John has logged off
Remi:Welp. Nice knowing you Elaine.
Remi has logged off
Elaine:Better follow them....
Elaine has logged off

A/N Hey y'all! Hope you enjoyed this crack-fix thing. I think imma not do Arlo correcting grammar and shit cause it's just hard to keep up with. Also since Seraphina is L O N G I'm changing her name to Sera. That's all and
Ciao!

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