louis: daddyyyliam: oh greatttt! i thought i'd gotten rid of you
louis: not a chance ;)
liam: where were you these days? not that i care
louis: aw shucks! you do care daddy! and were waiting for my text! i'm blushing
louis: ok wow that was a bit girly. i swear i'm very manly
liam: doubt it
louis: you doubt a lot of things about me hmm
liam: not my fault you dont seem trustworthy
louis: i'm wounded!
liam: you'd lied to mee!
louis: oh build a bridge and get over it daddy. you and i both know that me lying a little and sexting you was the best thing that even happened
liam: hah no
louis: hah yes
liam: nooo
louis: yessssss
liam: nope
louis: i'll get down on my knees for you ;)
liam: no thanks
liam: where we you tho..?
louis: i sense a note of worry here. i'm so touched *wipes tear*
louis: but i reconciled with my best friend yesterday and we were catching up
liam: thats great! it sucks when things are not ok with your best mates
louis: tell me about it! and i was the one being the stubborn ass. sure i had a right to be mad, but i hadn't given the bloke a chance to explain
liam: hmm, you need to hear out both sides before anything else
louis: i know that now. but finally we're good
liam: thats awesome :)
liam: wow
liam: wow
louis: what? did you see a photo of my bum or something? ;)
liam: what? no. i just realised that we had a decent convo for once
louis: WHAT WHEN
liam: just now dumbass
louis: ahhh you're right. whoa !
liam: i actually had a civil convo with my stalker. never thought i'd say that haha
louis: stalker? fancy!
louis: and if i'm your creepy stalker, why are you so eagerly replying to my texts hmm
liam: i'm so bored that i've sunk to this all time low and replying to you hah
louis: hey! talking to me is a privelege. appreciate it payne! and all time low are fucking awesome btw
liam: ohh really now? guess i'm a one ungrateful bastard then. and you like them? they are just amazing! went to their concert last year
louis: yes you are. and damnnn lucky you! i've never seen them live yet :( what are your fave albums?
liam: they sound even better live ahhh! mine are so wrong, its right and dirty work
louis: ahh ace! mine are nothing personal and don't panic
liam: all of them are so different but soo good
liam: whoaaa we just had another decent convo. what is happening? oh my goshh
louis: we are meant to beeeee
liam: here we go again
louis: see leeyum? we can hold a good conversation and also sext. and you're honestly the first person i've met 'sides my best friend who matches my wit ;)
liam: wow i'll take that as a compliment
louis: it was a compliment. thank me in any way you want ahemm
liam: my anaconda dont want none
louis: seriously???
louis: but i got buns daddy. really great buns
liam: oh shut up
liam: how daddy? there are many ways of doing exactly that ;)
liam: bye
louis: me- 28418462 leeyum- 1
liam: poohead
louis: seriously? gahhh you're so adorable when you're mad. smoking hot and adorable. leeyum, you sure are something
louis: lili?
louis: awe i bet you're a blushing mess rn, you cutie
louis: btw, jokes aside, i honestly had fun texting you today. i apologize if i creep you out, but i'm just having fun x
louis: wow i was civil again! this is so not me! stop influencing me daddyyy
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Sext Me [LiLo]
Fanfiction"Well, they do say that the most innocent ones are the kinkiest." Or the one where texting the wrong person was one of the best and the worst mistakes Liam Payne made.