Sext Me [LiLo]

14.

zayn: where are you mate? didn't see you after school

louis: guess

zayn: uh, up in the tree outside liam's window with a pair of binoculars?

louis: close but no

louis: i'm at frenzy's rn. mum was on my case, yelling at me to get off my arse and get a job. she exploded today and cut off my allowance so i had no choice

louis: just gave in my resumé and *drum roll* i'm a waiter now. life fucking sucks

zayn: let me guess you needed money for the weed

louis: shut up you suck at guessing more than you suck at harry's dick

zayn: low blow man

louis: low BLOW, yes

zayn: you love the weed tho

louis: nope. that blunt was a one time thing between us malik

zayn: you loved it

louis: nooo

zayn: keep denying it

zayn: i cant even with you. but oh god. i'm laughing! louis tomlinson has a job! never thought i'd see the day hah!

louis: ew job. i cant believe it either

zayn: look on the bright side. you can flirt with all the cute guys on their dates cause i know you wont mind the death glares from their partners aha

louis: ohh yess zayn! i have it all planned out! i'll wink and slip my number in the bill and then there's dirty sex in the back kitchen and free food and ohh this job doesn't sound so bad now

zayn: why need a telly for entertainment when you have a louis tomlinson as a best friend haha

louis: aw shucks zaynie

zayn: where are you heading now?

louis: back to my house. too tired ugh

zayn: so no video game sesh today?

louis: sadly no. i'll see your gorgeous face, harry's and ofc leeyum's at school tomm ;)

zayn: alrighty then. i also have to tutor harry today bc we have a test on friday. dont start

louis: ooh

louis: #fact most pornos start at a tutoring sesh scene

zayn: you would know of course. but this is so weird. harry is just our friend tommo

louis: my friend, not yours i bet ;)

zayn: why do i even bother