Indian Bhai ka Korean Bro (Hiatus And Under Editing For A Better Read)

College Banter

Jk : mujhse koi baat nahi karta...

Siya : main karungi... Kyunki yeh duniya gayi bhad mein...

Jk : kyun?

Siya :pata nahi... Tum thode se ajeeb ho... Shayad isiliye...

Jk : ajeeb se kya matlab hai tumhara?

Siya : matlb? Mera matlab yeh hai ki... Ho insaano jaise daant khargosh ke... Upar se chilla rahe ho mujhpe... Aur aise dekh rahe ho ki main tumhe kha jaunga...

Jk : toh isme meri kya galti hai? Mafia jaise behave karegi toh yahi hoga na? Chota baccha tumhe dekhke dur bhage...

Siya :tum kiske bacche ho?

Jk: mummy ka...

Siya : Abbey khargosh se milne wala insaan... Mera matlb kon tujhe bolta hai raat ko ki... Mele babu ne thana thaya...

Jk: hahaha... Ajeeb aurat... Main single hu..

Siya : aww.. Kitne chuweet ho tum....

Jk : sarcasm kisi aur ko dikhana... Mujhe nahi...

Siya : aur kisine mujhe kaha ki woh introvert hai...

Jk : tumhare saath rehke koi bhi pagal hoke bolne lagega....

Siya : aur toh kya tumhari tarah philosopher banenge? Chasma pehenke... Buddho jaise rehke... Uncle ji banke...

Jk : abey teri -

Professor : SIYA JUNGKOOK... OUT OF THE CLASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Siya : bach gayi...

Jk: kyun?

Siya : abey nikal le.. Mujhe college dikha  ....

Jk : main kyun dikhau?

Siya : jo bhi bolega wahi khilaunga...

Jk :thik hai....

Siya :waise bhi... Tujhe lagta hai?

Jk :huh?

I pulled his hair and tore off one strand... And he shrieked loudly...

Siya :hmm.. Toh tujhe dard mehsoos hota hai...

Jk :pagal hai kya tu? Mera softy hair....

Siya :drama maat kar.... Ek hair ka strand hi hai...

Jk : kyun bhai? Teri khair nahi....

Siya :kyun kya karega?

Jk : um.. Main.. Pata nahi reh...

Siya : hahha.. Ab pata nahi ki Maharaj kya karenge... Wah!!

Jk : yeh note of Sarcasm mere samne use karna band kar... Kitni baar kahu?

Siya : maine kaha tujhe ki haan bolna...khud bol raha hai aur mujhe suna raha hai..

Jk :dekh... Padhne ata hu... Par teri meherbani ke khatir... Nikal diya mujhe class se.. Toh kya karu aab?

Siya : teri galti hai... Meri nahi...

Jk: achha... Ab yeh meri galti hai? Kaise?

Siya : aise chasma pehenke baitha rahega toh aisa hi hoyega na..

He opens hi glasses and starts thinking....

I don't know why but I want to wipe of that sort of poker face...

Jk : konse graha ki hai tu? Nahi nahi.. Dharti ki toh madam lagti nahi... Konse planet se aayi hai aap?

Siya :  khoj jaari... Tansion mat le... Tujhe lekar jaungi....

Jk : pagal hai... Nahi marna mujhe...

Siya : itna darta hai marne se?

Jk :nahi...

Siya : ruk.. Tujhe dikati hu...

I stepped on his leg and put some of my force on it...

Jk :owww... Teri toh ais-

??? : Siya... Kya kar rahi hai?

Siya : aww... Dekho... Jungkook... Meri shaant behna hai yeh... Adah... Jisko adah ki samajh hi nahi hai...

Adah :haan...aur tera naam Siya hai... Devi Sita ka naam.... Konsa gun hai tujhe me... Jo milta hai unse?

Siya : dekh bhai... Meri shaanti insaan ke liye hai.... Janwaaro ke liye hai nahi....

Adah : haan... Achha yeh bata... Class ke bahar kya kar rahi hai?

Siya : nikal diya hai...

Adah : firse kand shuru kar di hai? School... Ab yaha.... Sudhar bhi ja...

Siya : kabhi nahi...

Vidyut : Adah... Yeh teri behen hai?

Adah :haan... Kyun?

Vidyut : tujhse kaafi achhi hai...

Siya : hai na... Bhaiya ab aap hi samjhao... Koi meri kadar nahi karta... * fake sob *

Jk : oi... Zyada maat uchhal...

Siya : teri toh..

I stepped on him again... He didn't move by 0.00001 % so I put more pressure... My dear siso... Pulled me said sorry and left with me...

Jk pov

This girl is hella strong. Goodness... Step off already.. I can't show more strongness... I am going to scream.. Leave soon... Step off... I am going through hell!! How can a girl be so strong....

Her sister pulled her away... As soon as they are almost out of sight... I.. Who was leaning against the wall... Started shouting and limping towards my brother....

Vidyut : 🤣🤣

Jk : tu mera bhai nahi hai...

Vidyut :oh bhai...

Jk : haas kyun raha hai?

Vidyut : she is one strong woman... Ain't she?

I look to the direction they left.... The only girl who has made me not only talk but also have a Tom & Jerry fight... Something is special in her for sure... Her teasing... Note of Sarcasm... Taunts... Cuteness... Who are you actually.... Siya Sharma?

Jk : that she is....

Vidyut : pyaar mein padh raha hai?

Jk : mujhe happily ever after mein viswas nahi hai...

Vidyut : naki mujhe hai... But Jungkook... Ek baat bata... Tujhe ladkiyon se daar lagta hai na?

Jk: haan...

Vidyut : toh fir... Iske saath kaise jhagar raha tha tu?

Jk : aur aapko bhi toh ladkiyon se duri rakhne ki aadat hai... Unke saath?

Vidyut : hmm... Professor ka punishment aur uski baatein... Ek alag hi adah hai... Tera kya hai?

Jk : uski jaisi ladki....bohot rare hai bhai... Mujhe itna pata hai... Ki both of them are....

Both : special... 😊😊

Jk :oye... Aaj do ladkiyan ayengi na ghar mein..

Vidyut : haan yaar... Chal ghar chale... Saaf hi hai but fir bhi... Chalte hai na..

Jk : haan.. Chal bhai...

He put his arm around me and we started walking towards our house... Now our home... The only place I can call home... Even after so many years all of our life... I will be living with him... The only person whom I care about... Who care about me...