Cobra kai Script I Own Nothing

S1E2 strike first

Miguel and Johnny stood in the new Cobra kia studio. "So am I gonna get the karate pajamas too?" Miguel started to ask. "Quite!" Johnny said in a loud voice making Miguel jump. "The student will only speak when spoken too. Is that understood?" Miguel nods. "Um, yes." He told Johnny. Johnny just tilted his head in a questioning manner. "Yes sir." Miguel said this time. "You will always refer to me as Sensei. Is that understood?" Miguel nods "Yes Sensei."
"And these aren't pajamas it's a gi. You'll get one when you've earned it." Johnny told his student. "You ready to start your training?"
"Yes Sensei. " Miguel said with a smile. Johnny lunged and took him to the ground quickly, he landed hard on his side. He groaned in pain. "First lesson. Strike first." Johnny said, standing up. "Don't wait for the enemy to attack. " Miguel was getting up, hand on his side. "You could have given me a warning-" "Quite!" Johnny yelled. "We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. " Johnny said, circling the boy. Miguel pulled out a enhaler. "On the street, in competition. A man confronts you he's the enemy, what is the problem Mr. Diaz?" He stood in front of him. "There is no problem, Sensei ." Miguel said weakly. "You punched me and I have asthma so.." Johnny took the enhaler from him and threw it across the room, it breaking. "Not anymore. We don't allow weakness in this dojo. So you can leave all your asthma and your peanut allergies and all that other made up bulls**t outside. Is that understood?" Johnny asked. "Yeah, but those are real medical problems, I just-" He was cut off by Johnny's intense gaze. "Yes Sensei." He said, his head bowing. "Cobra kia isn't just about karate, it's a way of life. Learn that first lesson." Johnny said, pointing to a wall where Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy was written in bold, black paint. "Strike first is the initial step to victory. Like when you're at a party and you see a hot babe. You don't wait for another guy to go talk to her first do you?" Miguel looked at him with a cute, awkward smile. "Well I've never been to a party, so.." Johnny sighed. "Big surprise. Okay look, striking first is about being aggressive. If you're not being aggressive you're being a wuss." After a bit more talking Johnny had Miguel do 50 push-ups on his knuckles. He could barely do one. "Just do some crunches, don't you have gym class or something?" Johnny said, "Yeah." Miguel said breathless

A jingle was heard from the bell over the boy, a man walked in. "Howdy there Mr. , uh, Lawrence?" Miguel sat up. "It's Sensei." He said. Johnny glanced at him. "Miguel, shut up." He approached the man and said in a happier tone. "What brings you in? Looking to lose that gut and learn to kick some a**?" The man looked at him. "No. I'm from the city heath department. This is a list of requirements to open a exercise studio." He reached into his satchel and pulled out some papers. "This isn't a exercise studio it's a karate dojo." Johnny told the man. "Same deal." He replied then started to walk and look around "Wow. This place needs a lot of work. You're not open for business yet are You?" He looked at Miguel. "You, you a costumer here?" Johnny moved forward and cut in. "No he's just a illegal I picked up today. He's helping me set up." The man looked at johnny. "I don't need to know all that. My job is just to make sure it's up to code." Johnny was flipping through the three page list. "I need to do this before I open?"
"No you need to do all that to get the certification to open." He said, heading out. He looked at the cobra kai logo. "Huh, cool rattlesnake." Johnny glanced over at him. "It's a cobra." The man nods. "Of course, duh. I'm such a idiot. Cobra kay." He said before walking out. Johnny shakes his head in disbelief and disappointment.

Miguel was working on cleaning the mats when Johnny walked in with bags in each hand. "Looking good." Johnny told him. "Make sure you get both sides and when you're done with that you can work on these exposed wires. It's gonna be a lot of work." He walked into the back room/ office. "Yeah but what does any of this have to die with karate, Sensei?" Miguel asked, looking over. Johnny walked out with a Cools Banquet. "Don't question my methods. " He said, opening his beer. "Just be glad you're not a sumo wrestler. Those guys have to wipe their Sensei's a***s." He flicked the cap to the side.  It landed by trophies catching Miguel's attention. "I see you were a karate champion sensie." He said. "You don't have to call me Sensei every time." Johnny said. "Sorry Sensei." Miguel said then shook his head. "Sorry, um, I'm sorry." Johnny then nods. "I won a couple All Valley tournaments. Didn't lose  a single point my junior year. "
"All right." Miguel said impressed. "What happened your senior year?"
"This isn't 20 questions, get back to scrubbing." Johnny said. Miguel nods when electronic music started playing from his phone. "Where's the garbage coming from?" Johnny was looking around. "That's me sorry." Miguel said, pulling his phone out the same time Johnny asked "Do you hear that?"