Cobra kai Script I Own Nothing

S1E5 Counterbalance

Johnny and Miguel were in the dojo working on exercises. Miguel was able to do the push ups on his knuckles. The sun was setting by now, casting a golden glow into the building. Johnny and Miguel were sparring, it went on for a bit before Miguel swept Johnny's leg, sending the man to the ground. Johnny pressed a button on a remote, the baseball luncher spitting one out and hitting Miguel in the back of the head. The boy groaned, his hand going to cover the spot. He fell to his knees. "What the hell? That wasn't fair." Johnny was getting to his feet. "You want a fair fight? Dream on. You can't expect you're enemy will always play by the rules." Johnny told him. "That baseball was your enemies friend coming up from behind. You got to be prepared for anything." He said as Miguel slowly got to his feet. Johnny went to look at Miguel's ear, pushing his hand out of the way. It was red and starting to bruise. "It's fine. Don't be a baby." The bell chimed with its beautiful sound and a group of women with yoga mats walked in. "It's five o'clock, Twilight is upon us." She said with a smile. Miguel was covering his ear again and looked at johnny confused. "What's going on?"

Johnny looked at him. "Oh I had to sub out the dojo for a few hours just until we get more studens." The woman looked around, "We need to change the energy in here." They took out a banner that said "Love is here to namaste" and covered the bold lettering of STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY  . Johnny looked at them with a confused look on his face.

Shannon, Robby's mom, walked out of the apartment, wearing a black dress that went to her mid thigh and off the shoulder sleeves. Robby looked disappointed and sad as she left.

Johnny held targets in his hands as Miguel kicked and hit them. "What's the second way of the first?" Johnny asked. "Strike hard." Miguel was a bit out of breath. "That's right the only reason to hit someone is to inflict pain. Striking hard is giving it all you got." He told the boy. The door opened right as Miguel went to pubcb again but Johnny lowered the targets. "No yoga until five. Not matter how bad you need it." He told them. "Actually I came here for karate." Aisha said in a small voice. "I saw your website and it said there was a session today." Johnny looked at her. "I'm sorry but there's no girls in cobra kai." Miguel looked over at him confused. "Why not?" Aisha asked. "The same reason there isn't women in the army. It doesn't make sense." Miguel sighed. "Sensei there's something I need to show you in the office." The two walked off and bowed before leaving the main room.

Johnny sat on the desk. "Don't give me that sexist bullshit." He said, pointing at Miguel who sighed and leaned against the wall. "I'm just saying that women aren't meant to fight. They have tiny hollow bones." Miguel looked at his Sensei. "Aren't you desperate for more students? " Miguel asked him. "Yeah but this isn't a knitting class this is a dojo." Johnny asked. "The kids at school call her names and make fun of her." Miguel sighed. Johnny just gave him a look. "That's what happens when you eat a entire box of Twinkies everyday,"
"Her dad is Isaiah Robinson." Miguel said. "Hall of fame lineman  for the chargers." He finished. Johnny just looked at bit confused. "So are you saying it's genetic, her love of Twinkies comes from her dad?" Miguel leaned forward some. "No I'm saying her family is loaded and she's a paying costumer. You need the money right?." Johnny looked at him before going back into the main room.

"Okay take off your shoes and hop on the mat." Johnny told her. Aisha put a hand on the wall as she took her shoes off. She walked forward, standing in front of Johnny. "Okay. After further review I have decided to allow female students. But if you want to be part of Cobra Kai you can't act like a girl." Miguel shook his head, a look of disbelief on his face. "What do you mean by that? How do girls act?" Aisha asked. Johnny looked at her. "Don't give me that. You know. Emotional, loud,complaining, never letting you finish a sentence." Aisha looked at him. "Well I know a few guys who ac-" But she was cut off as Johnny said. "Quite!" He started to circle her. "My student tells me you've been harassed at school," Aisha looked over at Miguel before frowning some. "Yeah but mostly online. I get mean texts and emails sent to me. It makes me not want to go." Johnny was pacing in front of her but not looking at her. "Who sends you these messages?" He asked her. "Well, their mostly anonymous. These kids create fake accounts and tell me stuff like I'm ugly or that I should kill myself." She sighed. Jonny stopped pacing and stood in front of her. "My God. What a bunch of p**sies. Back in my day if you wants to tease someone you did it to their face. It was honor, respect. These geeks hide behind their computers. What a bunch of spineless losers. Are you scared of these losers?" Aisha looked at him. "No."
"Are you gonna take shit from these losers?" He asked her. "No." Aisha replied, looking at the older man. "Good because when I'm done with you, you will be sending a message back but it won't be with your keyboard. It will be with your fists." He said as he raised his fists. A slow smile spread on her face.