Naruto Male reader insert

Chapter 1

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No one's pov

????: "The Package has been delivered sir"

The Mysterious man wearing an Animal mask said, as he carefully dropped an ornate box in front of a Cave. He was careful not to set off any traps the Organization that ROOT was in contact with.

As the man left, a dark shadow appeared picking up the box.

Orochimaru: So our little experiment has arrived.....

13 years later

Y/n pov

Y/n: Hey Hidan, Kakuzu, why are we doing a low-priced bounty?

Hidan: Because Lord Jashin wants some quick blood, and what better way to get some quick blood than a low level easy target, that won't give any struggle as we mutilate his body.

Kakuzu: Don't listen to that fool, we're doing a Low-price bounty because YOU decided to get a 2 week coma from a tiny shuriken, now our leader thinks you're weaker and wants to test your skills on a low-priced mission. So now I am forced to play Babysitter to you.

Y/n: Well when you put it that way......

Hidan was always tolerable, you found it amusing how simple-minded he was when talking about his Lord. Kakuzu though, he gave a threat that terrified you, especially since Kisame and Itachi aren-

Kakuzu: GET OUT OF THE WAY!

He shouted, pushing me to nearby shrubbery causing Hidan to leap to a nearby tree.

Kakuzu: You really have gotten soft since your coma, kid.

Y/n: wha- what happened? Why d-did you do that?!?

Kakuzu: Shut up and look closely at that tree. That's a Leaf ANBU, I can easily kill him, but considering how dull your reflexes are now, I can't risk you walking straight into a trap.

How dare he!?? Thinking how I can't even kill a weak LEAF ANBU, I'll show him!

Y/n then threw a Kunai straight at the ANBU Agent, the Shinobi anticipated the Kunai, grabbing it effortlessly. Suddenly Y/n appeared below him, cutting the ANBU Shinobi's throat easily.

Y/n: See Kakuzu? Nothing to worry about, still the same me that won every sparring match against you.

Kakuzu: If your reflexes are the same, then you would've noticed the Kunai flying straight behind you

Y/n's instinct immediately reacted, looking behind him expecting the Kunai from another Shinobi.

Suddenly Y/n was knocked back from the force of.... Kakuzu??

Y/n: What the hell was that Kakuzu??

Hidan: You know Kiddo, I don't get how you fall for such an easy fake.

Kakuzu: Like I said, his reflexes, and maybe even his mind has dulled quite a bit.

The Assassin said, grabbing Y/n's hand to pick him up.

Y/n: Whatever, can you at least tell me who we're gonna kill?

Hidan: We're supposed to kill this Pervy Old man, Apparently this clan leader caught this old man spying on his two daughters. His guards couldn't catch him, so he put a bounty on him instead.

Y/n: Description is Pervy old man, alright.

Kakuzu: We also have a picture of what he looks like

Y/n grabbed the piece of paper, clutching it until they arrived in the small village.

Hidan: So the plan is we split up, gather intel about the old man, and meet back here in 30 minutes. Alright go!

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The three Shinobi all split up, apparently this old man is a little bit good at hiding against three well-trained bounty hunters.

A thought came to Y/n's mind

"I know! I'll capture or kill the target by myself in under 30 minutes! That'll make Kakuzu think I'm still same old me!"

"For now though I need to find a place away from this place"

Y/n felt attracted to go to a small bar right in front of him. Thinking a bar would hold the best info for any Elderly travellers roaming around the town.

As he sat down in a table, he saw a man that looked almost exactly like the one in the picture given by Hidan.

"Long white hair? check.

Forehead protector with the symbol 油 check.

Red lines under the eyes? check.

Wart on the left side of his nose? Check."

Y/n had a perfect match!

Now all he needed to was formulate a plan,

"I got it! The bartender is also an old man, all I need to do is use my Jutsu to kill the target, and escape before the Old Man can even react!"

It was the perfect plan.

Y/n threw a Kunai knife straight at the Target, making him appear in the blink of an eye right next to the Pervy Target. He kicked the Old Man. Thinking of how it was now time to end it, and prove to the other Akatsuki members that he still could hold his own. As he was about to throw some Senbon needles to kill the old Man. He disappeared, except for leaving a.... a piece of woo-

"It's a substitution!"

Too late, the bartender jumped straight at him, leaving only darkness in Y/n vision.

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Y/n vision started to return, a searing pain grinding his head.

"W-where am I?"

"Ah, you're finally awake Kid"

The Old Man said

"Who the hell are you? Where am I! Answer me!"

"Hey, no need to be shouting, I'm right in front of you. Also I'll be the one asking the questions here. But just so you don't refer to me as the "interrogator" I'll tell you my name, sounds fair?"

Y/n nodded, he was already planning how to escape, contemplating how much he wanted to imitate Hidan's savagery for Jashin, just so he could get revenge on the Old Man that captured him

"Remember this kid, My name is Jiraiya, and I'll be asking you a few questions about your friends"

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