(A Parody Of Shut Up And Dance by Walk The Moon)
BBEG: Don't you dare look back
Hey, keep your eyes on me
Fighter: I know you're holding back
BBEG: Oh gods, shut up and fight with me!
Warlock: This villain is our destiny
Bard: Ooh-ooh-hoo!
BBEG: Shut up, and fight with me!
Wizard: You're the victim of the night
Because we will soon know your kryptonite
Cleric: Helpless to my mace
And my glowing light
Barbarian: And now we are here together
Now we are here together!
Rouge: He took the crown
We don't know how it happened
Sorcerer: We'll steal your life
I say!
BBEG: Oh, don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
Fighter: We know you're holding back!
BBEG: Oh gods, shut up and fight with me!
Warlock: This villain is our destiny
Bard: Ooh-ooh-hoo!
BBEG: Shut up and fight with me!
Ranger: My trusty bow
And my quiver's full
Paladin: There's nothing that can stop you
From you're downward pull
Monk: You'll feel it in your chest
As I make you bleed.
Warlock: I knew we're bound to take you down
Bound to take you down.
Bard: You took the town
We don't know how it happened
Wizard: But you will die today!
BBEG: Oh don't you dare look back.
Just keep your eyes on me!
Fighter: We know you're holding back
BBEG: Oh gods, shut up, and fight with me!
Warlock: This villain is our destiny
Bard: Ooh-ooh-hoo!
BBEG: Shut up and fight with me!
Fighter: Well, come on gang!
Wizard: I close my eyes
I think I see the future
Ranger: I realize
This is our last chance
Fighter: You'll try our lives
But we won't let it happen
Ranger: I'll make this shot
I swear!
Bard: Hey, don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
BBEG: Why are you holding back?
Bard: Come on, shut up, and dance with me!
Warlock: Your death will be our destiny
Bard: I'll sing
Ooh-ooh-hoo!
BBEG: Shut up and fight-
Ranger: Don't you dare look back
Bard: Just keep your eyes on me!
BBEG: Why are you holding back?
Bard: Really? Shut up and fight with me!
Ranger: This shot will be my destiny
Bard: I'll sing
Ooh-ooh-hoo!
BBEG: Shut up and fight with me!
Bard: Ooh-ooh-hoo
BBEG: Shut up and fight with me!
Bard: Ooh-ooh-hoo!
Ranger: Shut up and die for me.
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