(A parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia)
Bard: Up with it, monk
Get with it, monk
Punch with it, monk
Mo-mo-mo-monk
Slap with it, monk
Dodge with it monk
Kill with it, monk
Mo-mo-mo-monk
Monk: Come on, come on,
It's time for an attack
My party's around
And they have my back
Gotta punch bad guys
Give them a good thwack
My party's around
And they have my back
So I'll hit the battlefield
Hit the battlefield!
I got all I need
No, I don't have swords
I don't have knives
But I have fists, baby.
Honey, I don't need weaponry to have fun tonight!
I love cheap kills!
Honey, I don't need weaponry to have fun tonight!
I love cheap kills!
All I need is punching
Bard: Come on, stunning strike him
Do us proud
Monk: As long as I can feel the beat
Bard: You know you are in control!
Monk: All I need is punching
Bard: Come on, stunning strike him
Do us proud
Monk: As long as I can dodge their hits
Bard: Get in their heads
You are in control
Monk: Come on come on
It's time for an attack
My party's here
And they have my back
Gotta prep myself
Give those monsters a smack
My party's here
And they have my back
So I'll hit the battlefield
Hit the battlefield!
I got all I need
No, I don't have swords
I don't have knives
But I have fists, baby.
Honey, I don't need weaponry to have fun tonight!
I love cheap kills!
Honey, I don't need weaponry to have fun tonight!
I love cheap kills!
All I need is punching
Bard: Come on, stunning strike him
Do us proud
Monk: As long as I can feel the beat
Bard: You know you are in control!
Monk: All I need is punching
Bard: Come on, stunning strike him
Do us proud
Monk: As long as I can dodge their hits
Bard: Get in their heads
You are in control
Me and you, monk
You and me
You punch to a rhythm
And I play within the beat
Because
They ain't playin no hide and seek
Don't worry I'm sure that you can
Make them feel weak, monk
Cause anytime that you end up punching
We'll end up cleaning the pulp
That you leave, monk
I won't give you any weapons
Because you're good without them
A whirlwind you are
Monk: All I need is punching
Bard: Come on, stunning strike him
Do us proud
Monk: As long as I can feel the beat
Bard: You know you are in control!
Monk: All I need is punching
Bard: Come on, stunning strike him
Do us proud
Monk: As long as I can dodge their hits
Bard: Get in their heads
You are in control
Monk: Honey, I don't need weaponry to have fun tonight!
I love cheap kills!
Honey, I don't need weaponry to have fun tonight!
I love cheap kills!
Monk: All I need is punching
Bard: Come on, stunning strike him
Do us proud
Monk: As long as I can dodge their hits
Bard: Get in their heads
You are in control
Monk: All I need is punching
Bard: Come on, stunning strike him
Do us proud
Monk: As long as I can dodge their hits
Bard: Get in their heads
You are in control
La la la la la la la
Monk: I love cheap kills!
Bard: La la la la la la la
Monk: I love cheap kills!
Bard: La la la la la la la
Monk: I love cheap kills!
Bard: La la la la la la la
Monk: I love cheap kills!
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