JG: What takes you so long to make an appearance always?
Me: Well apart from ruining papers and contributing to my share of increasing global warming, planning how to extinguish your useless existence without getting thrown into jail!
Reality check:...
So you still decided to show up?XDXD Anyways here's the 1st...
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Hehe so how is it? Wait...no.
The real question: What is it? A stick dog? Sheep? A human on all his limbs? lol
Anyways,while u still think about it.... Lets get u actually blinded XDXD
Yeah u guessed it, that was supposed to have a soothing effect on ur eyes before u get hit by a truck XD
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*gets extremely worried* Did it scar you? umm...anyways so...
It was supposed to be a Twilight scene.... When all of a sudden, dark clouds filled the visage... Yet for some reason, you could see the stars...
Does that make sense to you? No? lol
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MOMENTS FROM BEHIND THE SCENES:
Me:Can I get some salt?
Mom: No.
Dad: Get your own girl
Gran: *watches drama unfold*
Me: Pleeaassee...Its getting dry..And I cant get up now...
Mom: And how exactly, is that, my problem? Also what are you gonna do with salt anyways? Coz if you think Ill give you permission to mess up the living room, think again girl.
Dad: *joins Gran*
Me: -_-
Me:I need only a pinch..You know what? Forget it...It dried -_-
My neighbour next door,whose bedroom window overlooks our living room...hereon reffered to as The Useless Asshole, abbreviated JG: *smirks* You want it wet? ;)
Me: *smirks back* Do you? ;)
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15 seconds...
Pin drop silence.
30 seconds...
Internal screaming continues...
Holy Mother of Crap! Did my 16 year long friend and I just flirt???????!!!!!!!!!
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Mom: okayy..ummm...Am I missing something?
Me: *turns to her* I guess yeahh .. Like for example, why is that window still open?
Mom: You should know better than me about that.. *leaves the room*
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Sometimes I really think my family exists to make my life hell..
