Funnymike: WASSUP H.A.G ITS YO BOI FUNNYMIKE. YOURE TUNED INTO TODAYS'S VLOG AND TODAY WE'RE FINNA GRT LITTTTT!!! As y'all seen from the title today we going on a bad kids couples retreat
*mac show all the couples*
Funnymike: Just a van full of toxicness
Jay: say we ain't toxic that's only Dede and his girl
Dede: Mane want
Dede girl: Ok we know we toxic that's why we together
Funnymike: Ummmm Ok but they don't know where we going but I doooo
Jaliyah: me tooo
Funnymike: Yea but it's like a hour away so we'll get back at y'all when we get there ON
Everybody: Ganggg
*yall all get to the place*
Funnymike: Igh gang so we made it to we're we gone be staying for the week
*mac show the place*
Trey girl: I'm damn well we ain't in no woods
*they all get off the van*
Jaliyah: this gone help with y'all relationship bond nd stuff like that
Mark: Igh when all of us get our ass toe off by a bear ion wanna hear shit from you
*everybody start laughing*
Funnymike: Ok Welcome to Camp Badkid retreat/bond building
Jaliyah: me and Mac y'all counselors
Bam: Aw hell nawl we all gone be single
*everybody start laughing*
Funnymike: Each couple get a name
Jaliyah: The Toxic couple is...
*dede and his girl start walking up*
Jay girl: where y'all going
Dede: we already know it's us
*everybody start laughing*
*they get they lil name tag*
Funnymike: The new couple is Bam and his girl
*the get they lil name tag*
Jaliyah: The quiet couple is Trey and his girl
*they get they lil name tag*
Funnymike: Umm the confused couple is Mykel and his girl
Mykel & His girl: what howwww???
Jaliyah: y'all break up every week
*everybody start laughing*
Mykel girl: dede Ik you ain't laughing y'all toxic
Dede: Ok we know we toxic
Mykel: Maneee
*they get they lil name tag*
Jaliyah: Igh the unproblematic couple is mark and his girl
Jay: I- How?
Mark: cause we don't do each other nothing
Bam: so we just finna act like that didn't just have a whole boxing match on the way here
*everybody start laughing and they get they name tag*
Funnymike: Igh last The old couple is Jay and his girl
Jay girl: Mane we ain't old
Jaliyah: Y'all argue like old ppl y'all act just like a old couple
Trey: I was just saying the same thing
Jay: we can be old least we ain't toxic
Dede girl: what you tryna say
*everybody start laughing and they get they lil name tag*
Funnymike: Igh since all y'all got y'all name tags now y'all gotta go pick a room in the house
*everybody start going in the house*
Jaliyah: Say the biggest room is for me and mac!
Funnymike; but yea we bout to let them pick out they rooms and stuff we gone get back at y'all when they finished.
3 hours later...
Funnymike: Igh gang rn we all in the living room bout to watch a movie
*mac show everybody*
Dede girl: Dede if yo donkey lookin ass don't give me back my charger
*everybody start laughing*
Jaliyah: we gone be hea for abt a month
Funnymike: We Damn near is but we bout to end this vlog make sure ya drop a look on this video... comment who y'all think e best couple is... and smash that subscribe button Onnn
Everybody: GANGGGG!
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