5 Seconds Of Randomness

Calum Hood

Calum 'alwaysnude' Hood.

 Ladies and Gentleman, it is time to rant about Calum Hood, member of 5 Seconds Of Summer and a future nude male model!

 Woo hoo!

 So, Calum is obviously hot, beautiful, and cute and every other sweet, nice, compliment under the sun. Just like the other boys, clearly.

 But, man.

 He is a special child. Those pictures of his butt, his beautiful butt, may I add? Those nudes he made on Snapchat, I don't know about you, but I've seen them all. I'm not perverted or anything, it's just you see this stuff pop up on Tumblr and stuff.

  I think he has an obsession with being nude, I know none of us are complaining though.

 But, as much as I’d like to sit here and talking about Calum’s beautiful nude body, I’d like to move on from the subject otherwise this chapter would be longer than the two Titanic’s glued together.

  Calum is just so fucking perfect though. His singing voice is so beautiful, it’s soft, high pitched a little, and sounds so sweet. And he just sorta closes his eyes whenever he sings one of the bands soft songs. He gets so into the song, and I just find it incredibly cute.

 His cheeks look so squishy and cute. He probably makes like the best fishy faces, and kissy faces, ever. I’d pay a lot of money (which I don’t have) just to see those faces up close.  I just want to pinch his cheeks. He has such pretty eyes too, big brown and puppy like. I mean I have big brown eyes myself but mine look like dog shit and his look like fucking sweet as chocolate. :)

 His smile is so beautiful too. It lasts for a short time, but that’s what makes his smile so cute, and I just, ugh, I think he is so cute! He looks a little like Joey from 10 Things I Hate About You, and it literally made me scream, and it’s so much better when your watching one of your favorite movies, and when one of your favorite characters look like one of the band members in one of your favorite bands, it’s like a slap across the face because it’s like a fan-fiction minus the real Calum.

Let’s sit here, and give a short silence to Calum, his nudes, and his hairless body. :)