My McDonald's story
Person: wElCoMe tO mCdOnAlDs
Me: can I have strawberry asslube with jungkook dandruff and Cummies Person: ofc what flavor
Me: HOE I WANT STRAWBERRY
Person: could you say that again ma'am
Me: IM A SIR THANK YOU
Me again: s t r a w b e r r y a s s l u b e
W i t h j u n g k o o k d a n d r u f f
Person: would you like a drink with that sir
Me: I want Sprite so I can shove it up hobis ass.
