I MARRIED A PSYCHO [The Eligible Bachelors Series]

Chapter 1

I took my black Champrau d' Amour cap which was hangging at the wall, and the I wore it on my head.

"Good morning, Ace and Dian!" binati ko ang mag-asawang white Tree Frogs na alaga ko.

I took them out from their glassed box house. I pet them and talk with them for a moment.

There were four car keys which was hanging at the keysholder. Those were my sports cars. Lamborghini Veneno, Aston Martin Valkyrie, Bugatti Chiron and my Chevrollet Corvette, wherein I crashed it on a huge electrict post at the road last week when I got involved with an illegal drag racing.

I picked the Bugatti keys, get my backpack, and then hanged the strap of my limited edition Fender guitar at my back. I noticed my Iphone that was already smashed on the floor. I just shruged. I have an extra phone at my car anyways.

Since I have nothing to do for today, I'll juts go to school and mess around with those stupid richkid students and dodgy professors.

Beeeeeep!

I forcefully hit the breaks and hardly honked the horn. I grunted out, feeling pissed off.

Those clown witches! Ang sarap nilang sagasaan.

I lowered the glass window. "This is a driveway, and witches are now allowed to roam around here," I said frankly in a mocking tone.

I hovered my car, and then found a spot to park.

The six witches followed me, wearing their most extravagant OOTD. From their caked makeups, branded accesories, chicky perfumes. shinning, shimmering, but not so splendid.

"Aba!" bakas sa tuno ng boses nila ang inis.

"Psychopath bitch! How dare you call us witches—"

I cut off her words. "I'd much appreciate if you just shut your badbreathed mouth. You're just adding too much airpolution to the environment."

They all together gasped in shock. "Ang bastos mo talaga!" One of them exclaimed in too much indignation.

"Hindi kayo nagkakamali, bastos talaga ako," I said, proudly.

Sarkastikong humalakhak ang isa sa kanila at hindi maipagkakaila ang tindi ng inis at galit na bumabalot sa sistema niya.

"Hindi mo ba kami nakikilala?" she asked with her arms crossed.

"Is there such a law that stipulates everyone must know you? Is it a crime if a person doesn't know you? Well, I'd rather be imprisoned, if so."

I know these witches very well, but I just don't like pleasing people. I'm a very straighforward person, which is why they perceived it as rude. Well, yes, I am.

These kikay witches was known as the country's teen socialites. Everybody knows them because they were always appear on Magazines, Fashion Shows, Broadway, Theaterical Events, Red Carpet, Ball, Gala, TV Shows, Social Media, and a lot more. They also belong from the class of Elite's.

"We are the famous Barbies—B-A-R-B-I-E!" The chikly posed and introduced themselves, one by one at me.

"B for Bambie."

"A fo Arah."

"R for Rhea."

"Another B for Bethrise."

"I for Ivy."

"E for Eiliana."

"Mag-ingat ka sa pananalita mo, dahil sa taglay naming impluwensya sa publiko, madali nila kaming pinaniniwalaan sa kahit na anong sinasabi namin," Bambie said.