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Adrian: "Name a way to be nice to others."

Ren: " Don't kill them."

Adrian: "......Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it."

Hitoshi: "FOUR MONTHS-"

Kenji: "What's wrong with him?"

Asami: "It's nothing really..."

Hitoshi: "THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!"

Ren, Haru, and Kenji: "....." *Trying not to contain their laughter, but fails*


Ichiro: "HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!"

Ichiro: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Adrian: "Uh...."

Ren: "He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us."

Ichiro: "I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!"

Dimitri: *crying* "It's working."



Hitoshi: "Truth or Dare?"

Kenji: "Truth."

Hitoshi: "How many hours have you slept last week?"

Kenji: "Dare."

Hitoshi: "Go to sleep."

Kenji: "I don't like this game."



Ranka: *whispers to Kyoya* "How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?"

Kyoya: "Just give him a minute.

Tamaki: *Pushing on a door that says pull*



Ren: "Kyoya? You're still awake?"

Kyoya: "It's not late."

Ren: "It's 2 AM."

Kyoya: "It's not that late."

Ren: " How long do you usually stay up?"

Kyoya: "Until 5 AM." 

Ren: "You wake up at 7 AM."

Kyoya: "Until 5 AM."

Ren: *saves his progress and pick him up before carrying him back to bed*



Kaoru: "If Tamaki is Daddy and Kyoya is Mommy, then what is Ren?"

Haruhi:  "A homewrecker."

Hikaru: "Our stepdad."



Haru: "Fight me! Look at your size! What are you going to do? Kick me in the ankle?"

Asami: "..."

Later

Adrian: "Why is Haru quivering on the ground and crying?"

Ryuu: "Asami kicked him very hard in the ankle, Ren and I taught her well."



Dimitri: "if you were to die, what would be your last words?"

Ryuu: "Finally..."

Dimitri: "No-"



Beni: "Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?"

Ren: "It saves time."



Dimitri: "I didn't drink that much last night."

Ryuu: "You were flirting with Ichiro."

Dimitri: "So what? He's my boyfriend."

Asami: "You asked if he was single..."

Hitoshi:  "Then cried on Ren when he said he wasn't."



Haruhi: "I have feelings for you."

Benibara: "You do?"

Haruhi: "Yes, I feel you're annoying."



Ren:  *Carrying all the groceries in both arms*

Ranka: *reaches out to carry some*

Ren: *Moves all the bags over to one arm and holds her dad's hand like they used to.*



Kenji: "Where have you two been?"

Ryuu and Adrian: "Emotional hell."



Haru: "Sorry, I lost my cool for a second."

Kyoya: "You can't lose something you never had."



Hitoshi: "You need a hobby."

Kenji: "I have a hobby."

Hitoshi: "Being sad isn't a hobby."



Asami: "Did it hurt?"

Ren: "When I fell from heaven?"

Asami: "No, when you fell from the vending machine because you're a whole snack."



Kyoya: " As the rest of you may know as coffee, I know simply as anti-murdery juicy juice."

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