Adrian: "Name a way to be nice to others."
Ren: " Don't kill them."
Adrian: "......Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it."
Hitoshi: "FOUR MONTHS-"
Kenji: "What's wrong with him?"
Asami: "It's nothing really..."
Hitoshi: "THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!"
Ren, Haru, and Kenji: "....." *Trying not to contain their laughter, but fails*
Ichiro: "HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!"
Ichiro: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Adrian: "Uh...."
Ren: "He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us."
Ichiro: "I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!"
Dimitri: *crying* "It's working."
Hitoshi: "Truth or Dare?"
Kenji: "Truth."
Hitoshi: "How many hours have you slept last week?"
Kenji: "Dare."
Hitoshi: "Go to sleep."
Kenji: "I don't like this game."
Ranka: *whispers to Kyoya* "How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?"
Kyoya: "Just give him a minute.
Tamaki: *Pushing on a door that says pull*
Ren: "Kyoya? You're still awake?"
Kyoya: "It's not late."
Ren: "It's 2 AM."
Kyoya: "It's not that late."
Ren: " How long do you usually stay up?"
Kyoya: "Until 5 AM."
Ren: "You wake up at 7 AM."
Kyoya: "Until 5 AM."
Ren: *saves his progress and pick him up before carrying him back to bed*
Kaoru: "If Tamaki is Daddy and Kyoya is Mommy, then what is Ren?"
Haruhi: "A homewrecker."
Hikaru: "Our stepdad."
Haru: "Fight me! Look at your size! What are you going to do? Kick me in the ankle?"
Asami: "..."
Later
Adrian: "Why is Haru quivering on the ground and crying?"
Ryuu: "Asami kicked him very hard in the ankle, Ren and I taught her well."
Dimitri: "if you were to die, what would be your last words?"
Ryuu: "Finally..."
Dimitri: "No-"
Beni: "Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?"
Ren: "It saves time."
Dimitri: "I didn't drink that much last night."
Ryuu: "You were flirting with Ichiro."
Dimitri: "So what? He's my boyfriend."
Asami: "You asked if he was single..."
Hitoshi: "Then cried on Ren when he said he wasn't."
Haruhi: "I have feelings for you."
Benibara: "You do?"
Haruhi: "Yes, I feel you're annoying."
Ren: *Carrying all the groceries in both arms*
Ranka: *reaches out to carry some*
Ren: *Moves all the bags over to one arm and holds her dad's hand like they used to.*
Kenji: "Where have you two been?"
Ryuu and Adrian: "Emotional hell."
Haru: "Sorry, I lost my cool for a second."
Kyoya: "You can't lose something you never had."
Hitoshi: "You need a hobby."
Kenji: "I have a hobby."
Hitoshi: "Being sad isn't a hobby."
Asami: "Did it hurt?"
Ren: "When I fell from heaven?"
Asami: "No, when you fell from the vending machine because you're a whole snack."
Kyoya: " As the rest of you may know as coffee, I know simply as anti-murdery juicy juice."
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His Dancer
FanfictionRen Fujioka, a sister whose year older than Haruhi. The typical protective sarcastic sister, but she looks way different from Haruhi and has been studying at another school for a couple of years. She decided to come home and spend her last two years...