Shawn: I want tacos.
Henry: What do we look like, McDonalds?
Joey: We aren't fucking McDonalds!
Grant: *sighing* McDonalds doesn't sell tacos.
Joey: *confused* They don't?
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Sammy: Well one of y'all is gonna have a bad day.
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Shawn, Sammy, Norman, and Jack: *arguing about something*
Joey: I have a feeling this is slightly my fault.
Henry: *pissed off* Slightly?!/Wally: *also pissed off* Ya think?!
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Buddy: Why does Susie and Allison wear makeup?
Henry: To look and/or feel pretty.
Buddy: But, they're already pretty!
Joey: Aww.
Buddy: *serious* Mr. Drew, you should wear makeup.
Henry(+ everyone who heard): *bursting out laughing*
Joey: *offened* Why you little-
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Grant: Who ate all the cookies?
Shawn: *clearly has cookie crumbs on his face* Ninjas!
Grant: I didn't see them.
Shawn: No one ever does!
Grant: *laughing at Shawn's cuteness* Checkmate.
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Joey: Lets make the studio nice for Henry!
Wally: He doesn't care how things look.
Joey: Why would you say that?
Wally: He's friends with you.
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Susie: I wish I was a princess.
Joey: *flirting as way to get Susie to trust him* You're my princess, and this is our realm!
Susie: *looks around the studio then towards Joey, disgusted* This kingdom sucks.
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Joey and Lacie: *arguing*
Lacie: Say that one more time, and I'll fight you!
Joey: *about to punch her*
Henry: *trying to stop them* Whoa! You can't hit a girl!
Joey: THAT'S A WOMAN?!
Lacie: OH YOU PEICE OF ABSOLUTE SH-*being held back by Susie*
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Jack: Don't do it.
Shawn:*putting his hands up in defense* I wasn't doing anything!
Jack: You were thinking. Thinking turns into doing, and doing turns into something bad in this place.
Shawn:*sighs, putting his head on Jack's shoulder*
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Working on a request right now. I need sleep, but whatever.
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Batim oneshots
FanfictionAaaaaaaahhhhhh If you think you've seen this before, you probably have. I had deleted all of my books cause I'm a fucking idiot. This is also on Quotev.
