[10:47am, Monday]
Sera: JOHn
John: ...yeah?
Sera: YoU DIdN'T NEeD To dO THat
Sera: I WAs FinE
John: Well, I wanted to protect you
Sera: Yeah, but now you're in the principal's office
Sera: ...
Sera: WhY dO YOu evEn HaVe YOur PHonE?
John: That sum confidential shit
Asslo: ...What happened?
Sera: Care to explain, J o h n ?
John: No, I don't care to thank you very much
Sera: J O H N
Remi: C'monnnn
Remi: I'm curious now!
John: No
Remi: *la cri*
Drip: Y o u m a d e t h e q u e e n c r i
Sera: tEll The STory
John: ...Fine
John: Sera was walking down the hall and these bullies started beating her up
Remi: Yeah?
Sera: *cough* Making fun of my hair
John:
John: Sera, the adults are speaking
Sera: ;-;
John: ...Anyway, so before I got up to her and the bullies
John: I grabbed a chair from the nearest classroom and threw it at them
Remi: :0
Sera: You mean you beat him up near death with the chair and told him that 'his hair was ugly, his face was ugly, and that he should have never been born because he is a failure to his entire bloodline and nobody will ever love him so haha get got dumb-dumb poopy-caca man.'
John:
John: Yes?
John: And?
John: Your point, Sera?
Sera:
Sera: Ma fuckn gawd
Remi: :0
Remi: Sera!!!
Remi: Rude language is for adults only!
Carrot head: CHILDREN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SWEAR!
Sera:
Sera: Fork you guys
Drip: So when do you get out?
John: When the principal lets me
Drip:
Drip: o k
Drip: h e l p f u l
Witch: Hey, Blyke?
Drip: What, Witch?
Witch:
Witch: h a h a
Witch: S o m u c h f u n n y
Witch: Anyway
Witch: Could you maybe possibly buy a new duffle bag for moi?
Drip: ...Why?
Witch:
Witch: I'll give you the money
Drip:
Drip: Did you sell MY duffle bag?
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