AWITL Social Media

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(Whatsapp.)

Grey: okay, who was the last person to buy Annie's breakfast cereal?

Draven: it was Draaaaaven!

Ahri: you're no longer going to buy her anything.

Draven: what's wrong? I bought her a good cereal, didn't I?

Ahri: did you check on the ingredients?

Draven: pfft.

Draven: who actually does that?

Ahri: thankfully, Grey does.

Ahri: thanks to that, we learned better not to feed her the junk you bought.

Draven: what's wrong with my cereal?

Grey: the ingredients were sugar, fructose, galactose, glucose, lactose, maltose, sucrose, xylose, dextrose, 25 hydraulic repix, AND sugar.

Grey: it literally said sugar twice.

Grey: there's no way that was healthy for anyone, let alone a kid.

Jinx: that stuff sounds delicious.

Jinx: can I have some?

Grey: like I said to Ahri when SHE heard the ingredients, I already threw it away.

Jinx: awww.

Jinx: it sounded so delicious.

Kindred: are you kidding?

Kindred: that stuff would kill you.

Jinx: pfft.

Jinx: yeah, like you would know.

Ahri: ^ I truly never thought someone can be this stupid.

Ahri: wait, you two share an account, Lamb and Wolf?

Kindred: we share pretty much everything.

Grey: how?

Grey: wolf doesn't even have hands.

Kindred: Lamb writes what I say.

Kindred: not everything.

Kindred: because she says I say a lot of "not nice" things.

Kindred: he really does.

Ahri: can't you create two separate accounts?

Kindred: why would we do that?

Ahri: ^ that's why.

Ahri: I can't tell which one of you said that. It's confusing.

Kindred: breaking news: we don't care!

Ahri: which one was that?

Kindred: both of us.