AWITL Social Media

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(A/N: credit goes to Flamius for giving this idea)
(Whatsapp)
(Subject: Demon's habits)

Evelynn: I can't believe I'm saying this.

Evelynn: but I need your help.

Tiara: what?

Brite: are you drunk?

Sona: no amount of alcohol would make her say that.

Solas: Sona's right, she's most likely high on Teemo's mushrooms.

Teemo: Nope.

Teemo: just did a count, and I'm not messing any of them.

Ahri: I think auto correction messed up what you wanted to write, Evelynn.

Akali: that has to be it.

Akali: Try typing it again.

Evelynn: I need your help.

Ahri: you should really turn off auto-correction, we can't tell what you're saying.

Evelynn: I.

Evelynn: Need.

Evelynn: Your.

Evelynn: Help.

Akali: what is she trying to say?

Grey: I think she genuinely needs help.

Ahri: Ha!

Ahri: F*CK no!

Tiara: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ahri.

Tiara: Why would we help you?

Brite: She's right. Every time one of us asked for help you either made fun of us or came and made our problem worse on purpose.

Ezreal: Yeah, last week I was stuck in a tomb and when I texted the groupchat for help you came in and set the room on fire.

Ezreal: and then Grey and Taliyaha came in and saved me.

Ezreal: Thanks by the way.

Grey: No problem.

Soraka: I am a celestial being who thrives to help all life... But even I am having second thoughts about helping you.

Evelynn: why won't anyone help me?

Ahri: because you're a Demon b*tch.

Tiara: because you're a Demon b*tch.

Ezreal: because you're a Demon b*tch.

Sona: because you're a demonic sl*t that enjoys the suffering of others and now you're actions have caught up with you, so deal with it.

Ahri: wow, we all sent the exact same thing at the same time except Sona.

Ahri: I actually like yours more than ours.

Evelynn: can you at least bother to hear my problem.

Tiara: well, I'm bored out of my mind, just watching Sarah having a drink while men try to flirt with her, so yeah.

Evelynn: Okay, I need you guys to help me convince Fiddlesticks to join our Demon Karoaki night.

Brite: your what?