calum is horny, Calum wood
Calum is an angry teenager, Calum misunderstood
Calum is able to, Calum could
Calum got an A, Calum good
Who's gonna take my virginity, Calum should
Calum gets in a fight, Calum blood
There were no seats, so Calum stood
Calum baked into a brownie, Calum baked good
