Luke: we're going on stage in 5 mins
Michael: i haven't finished my sandwich.
Luke:but you've already eaten 2 of them-
Michael: I SAID I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY SANDWICH YET.
Ashton:Shut up guys i'm trying to take a selfie here!
Calum:I want to pee
Michael:I think i should google my crave for sandwiches.
Ashton: Oh my god! My selfie got 300 retweets in 2 mins.
Calum: I will seriously pee myself if i don't go to the toilet right now.
Michael:Guys i'm pregnant
Ashton: I KNEW IT
Calum: Is it illegal to pee on an unborn baby because i'm about to
Michael: *runs away from calum* GO AWAY, MY BABY HAS TO BE SAFE.
Ashton: I think i got him pregnant
Luke: I hate this band
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Me: but i love this band;)
!! I TOOK MOST OF THIS STUFF FROM TUMBLR, INSTA ETC.!!
