bill: guysguydgustgustgsutsgutsguygaysgaysgu
stan: Is bill dying?
stan: Lucky /:
richie: stan dude r u okay
stan: No
bill: gUYS
richie: oh you aha
richie: what
bill: ):<
bill: i'm gay panicking hardcore gussy
richie: who u callin a gussy bitch 0:<
eddie: beep beep babe
bill: g u y s *
eddie: what's happening bill
bill: uh i'm at this cafe studying and this reallyyyyyyyyy cute barista dude took my order?? and i-
bill: we keep making eye contact guys i think i'm in love 🙈
stan: Should've figured bill's a uhaul gay
bev: what does he look like?
bill: ethereal.
eddie: unhelpful
bill: fine uh
bill: dark skin, short dark hair under a beanie, it looks like he has a yellow jumper on underneath his apron? he has really prettty nrownm eyes andhehebe d
stan: Did he die near the end there
bill: nVjJagJAVHSJkgNakJavNKganwhsb
eddie: no
eddie: i think he's in the process tho
richie: rip billiam he will be missed xoxo
eddie: lmao
bill: KANSBNkavw nUB qjV au GAUSY WHE IWNKD
bill: WNEINKED
bill: SIRMIRK
bill: AAHHHJAGDJAHHH
richie: 0:
richie: he winked? so u do have a chance :D
richie: dude go get ur mans
eddie: u understood that?
richie: i'm fluent in gay panic
stan: Course you are
bill: okayokay he called my name
bill: i'm-
bill: imma ask for his number
richie: heLL YEAH
richie: GET SUM BILL
12 minutes later
mikey: i-
mikey: uh bill?
bill: yellow
mikey: do you have a stutter?
bill: yes??
mikey: ...
mikey: k
bill: why 🙈
mikey: doesn't matter
mikey: you'll figure it out eventually
mikey: ..probably
bill: ??
richie: oh
richie: oh holy shit ahakdkagahahajha
eddie: ????
stan: Fucking-
stan: Oh my god lmfao
richie: it's a small world 🤠
eddie: o h
eddie: p f f t
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okay i actually hate this
sorry to disappoint
i just wanted to actually get on w the story a little bit
guess all i'm good for chaos huh
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Fanfictionthe name of the fic will probably change soon. ------------ ah~ drugs and money, the key to a young gays heart ------------ #honestly just a crack book. #modern losers au. #bill adds a bunch of strangers to a group chat and shit goes down.
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