Aizawa: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?
Todoroki: Well, we were driving and a deer ran in front of the car, so I yelled "Katsuki, deer!"
Bakugo:
Todoroki: Do you wanna tell him what your response was?
Bakugo:
Bakugo: .."Yes, honey?"
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Bakugo: Is something burning?
Todoroki: Just my desire for you
Bakugo: Shoto the toaster is on fire-
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Kaminari: The floor is hating Todoroki!
Everyone: *Jumps on couches and tables*
Todoroki: *Flops onto the ground*
Everyone: Todoroki nO-
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Todoroki: Snakes have this thing called a hemipenis, which means they have two dicks.
Bakugo: Deku is a snake
Bakugo: He has two dicks
Bakugo: One in his pants, and one in his personality
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Bakugo: You're stupid.
Kaminari: Pfft, is that it?
Bakugo: Give it time, it'll eat away at you.
[Later]
Kaminari: Am I stupid?
Todoroki: Yeah, a little
Kaminari: Damn him...
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Todoroki: You shouldn't be using a straw
Mina: Yeah, I know. Its bad for the environment or whatever..
Bakugo: No, its just a weird ass way to eat spaghetti
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Todoroki: I want to be a caterpillar
Bakugo: Explain?
Todoroki: Eat a lot, fall asleep and then wake up beautiful.
Jiro: you know they also have a life span of about a week, right?
Todoroki: That's just another highlight
