Bakugou: I lost Shoto, my boyfriend, have you seen him?
Some dude: What does he look like?
Bakugou: *crying* HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, LIKE AN ANGEL AND-
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Midoriya: I need a plan!
Bakugou: Burn the city down.
Todoroki: I have an idea, but we're gonna need a tugboat.
Midoriya: Arson and tugboats, that's all I ever get from you guys!
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Kirishima: You're smiling! Did something good happened?
Bakugou: Can't I smile because I feel like it?
Todoroki: Midoriya tripped and fell down the stairs
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Deku: So how did Kacchan confess to you?
Todoroki: Well it wasn't while watching fireworks
Todoroki: It wasn't in the midst of battle while one of us is wounded
Todoroki: It wasn't while watching the sunset by the shore
Todoroki: It wasn't while one of us lay barely alive
Deku: ...
Deku: So through text
Todoroki: Yup
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Todoroki: *Goes online*
Bakugou: Shit what do I say?!
Kirishima: Uh...think of a topic
Bakugou: "Fish"
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Bakugou: Don't correct me!
Todoroki: Don't be wrong!
