I'm a knife.

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Mina: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Bakugo: I'm a knife.

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Bakugo: Babe, wanna come with us to McDonalds?

Todoroki: My heart says yes but my anxiety says no

Kaminari: Sorry all I heard was yes coME ON LETS GO IN THE BALL PIT

Todoroki: my anxIETY SAYS NO

Kirishima: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART

Todoroki: KAT, HELP

Mina: B A L L P I T

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Bakugo: You need to stop mixing Shakespearean  English with modern English, its confusing

Todoroki: I swear to the heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, I'll yeet thee across this cubiculo.

Bakugo: what the fuck

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Todoroki: Can you pass me the pepper?

Bakugo: What's the magic word~?

Todoroki: . . . *Starts chanting in latin*

Bakugo: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN JUST FUCKIN TAKE IT

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???: Anythings possible!

Deku: Aw, Thanks Kacchan!

Bakugo: The fuck? That wasn't me, nerd. That was Icyhot.

Todoroki: Seriously, anything could possibly go wrong right now.

Deku: ....Thanks Todoroki-kun....

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