Bakugo: hey do you wanna hear a joke
Todoroki: no
Bakugo: fuck you
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Todoroki: this is a beautiful day
Todoroki: i'm gonna annoy the shit out of Bakugou today
Iida: w-why?
Todoroki: simple zest for life
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Bakugo: oi, Half'n'half!
Todoroki: yes, Katsuki?
Bakugo: are you my pinky toe?
Todoroki: ...?
Bakugo: 'cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture.
Todoroki:
Bakugo:
Todoroki: that is highly disturbing, Katsuki.
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Todoroki: why am i not pregnant???
Bakugo, without looking up from his phone: because you physically can't be, IcyHot
Todoroki: or maybe, you're NOT trying hard enough
Bakugo:
Bakugo:
Bakugo: I'LL SHOW YOU NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH
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̶T̶o̶g̶a̶ Kirishima: AW FRIENDOS ITS ME THE FELLOW WHO OFTEN PROVIDES COMIC RELIEF AND IS THE SOFTEST CREAUTURE
Todoroki: So like... Not suspicious at all..
Bakugo: For someone who's quirk is to disguise themselves, you'd think she'd be better at it.
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Todoroki: I turned out perfectly fine.
Bakugo: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Todoroki: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
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Why you never invite Todoroki to game night..
Mina: I'll put down an 'A' to make 'A'!
Kirishima: I'll add to your 'A' to make 'AT'!
Kaminari: I'll add to your 'AT' to make 'RAT!"
Todoroki: I'll add to your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'.
Bakugo: *flips the board*
