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👀Synth{Fem} Reader X Kellogg 🔫PART 1

"Okay, Whatever floats your boat...Name registered."

"For fucks sake, of course you had to do that." He grunts in annoyance "Whats the problem, Whatever floats your boat?" You asked, innocently. Not understanding the problem

"Change my name." He barked "I can't do that, I'm not legally obliged-" you tried "I don't want my name changed legally, you fucker!- I want you, to change, 'Whatever floats your boat' to Conrad or Kellogg."

"Sorry, Whatever floats your boat. I can't change someone's name, more than once a day~ Not that I'd want to change it with that attitude." You huffed out, throwing him a look, causing him to freeze "You...For fu-How long do you have to babysit me?" He grunted "I'm not here to babysit. I'm here on specific orders to 'Keep Conrad Kellogg Company Whilst He Looks After Shaun'."

"You said my name! You said it!- Don't fuckin' lie to me, now change it back!" He demanded "I played a recording of my mission objective, Whatever floats your boat. I'm afraid I can't change your name until...another 23 hours, 57 minutes, and 24 seconds."

"Fine!-Damn it, why did I, have to get the fuckin' comedian?" He hissed "I am not a comedian-"

"Yeah, Yeah..Whatever."

Well then, there's that conversation down the drain.

And with a grumble, he went back to cleaning his revolver.

Leaving you standing there, staring at him....awkwardly.

So, you quickly turn your head, and glance down at Shaun, who's yawning tiredly "Shaun?" You asked softly "Yes Ma?" Aww, he's just adorable "You wanna go to bed? Sweetheart?"

"Wish you'd talk to me like that." Kellogg grunted, immediately causing your head to dart up, and without missing a beat, said "You wanna go to bed? Whatever floats your boat?" Immediately, Shaun chuckles "Whatever floats your boat?-Are you flirting with Mr.Kellogg?" Shaun was enjoying this far more than he should

"At least the kid can get my name right." Kellogg grunted from his chair, but you ignored him

"How do you know what flirting is?" You asked Sean, amused yet intrigued "I heard a few scientists speaking about it, at home." He grinned "You seem far too proud about that." You admitted "Oh I am. Because now, I can tell when someone's...Flirting."He said, looking between you and Kellogg with a huge smile "I'm sorry Shaun, but..I highly doubt Whatever floats your boat has the capability to flirt." You said sadly, actually feeling sorry for the man sitting near the stairs

"I'll have you know-" Kellogg began, sitting up, ready to argue his point..Yet again "I'm very charming when I want to be." He glared

"Notice how he said, When he wants to be. Shaun. That time, is obviously not now." You whispered to the young boy, who looked between the both of you, with a goofy smile on his face

"For a start, I wouldn't flirt with you- You're just...You-" He began "That's correct, I am me." You replied "Secon- Don't state the obvious, Asshat." He barked "It is physically impossible, for me to be a..What you call 'Asshat' it would take countless calibrations, not to mention shrinking me down and-" Kellogg sighed, interrupting your lengthy rant "You drain me...You actually drain my energy." He sounded so sad...So without a second thought, you pinched your finger and thumb together, a little compartment opened, to reveal the worlds smallest violin, and with a gentle sigh, you began playing.

"This is something I've seen, countless humans do. When their company is in a somber mood." You said, still playing the violin "Kid, look away- I'm about to send someone to synth heaven-" as you went to open your mouth, the sad sound of something snapping caught your attention, causing you to glance down, and when you saw it...Your synthetic heart broke.

"Well thank god for that, fuckin' thing was driving me mad." Kellogg rudely remarked, but you was too upset to reply.

Instead, you stared down at the snapped violin, Never...EVER, have you felt this much pain. In fact, you were pretty sure your eyes were brimming with synthetic tears as you stared at the murdered instrument.

"Oh come on, it was just a violin- well, it wasn't really much of a violin to start with was it?-" Kellogg ranted, totally ignorant to your broken heart

But as you grieved, you felt a gentle hand, place itself over yours, causing your head to dart up. Only to see Shaun smiling at you sadly "I'm sorry (Y/N), I know what it meant to you." He said sadly, causing you to whimper. A sound you didn't even know you could make up until now.

"Kid?...Don't tell me your falling for this bullsh...Are you crying?" Kellogg asked, listening to the sound of sniffling, immediately causing him to lean across his desk, attempting to get a look at your face "Oh shit, I didn't even know synths could do that." He mumbled, suddenly nervous. What else could these machines do?!

"Look, if it makes you stop making that disturbing crying noise, I'll get you another violin." He grumbled

"You will?" You asked, lifting your head to look at him, big doe eyes staring into his piercing ones "Only if you shut up." He mumbled sheepishly, obviously embarrassed to be bribing a synth to stop nagging him.

Damn it, he had his work cut out for him with this one, that's for sure.

"Thank you...Thank you so much Conrad Kellogg."

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"You fucker!" He raged, listening to the giggles of both you, and Shaun.