Bowie [J.Cook]

Effy

"Hey, Ro, I'm off to Freddie's, can you come with me?" Effy says over the phone.
"Sure I'll meet you there in 20."
I pop on my outfit of the day and rush out of the house.

I arrive at Freddie house to see Effy.
"What the hell happened to your face?
Did he do it again?" She says jumping up and examining me.
"No you know me, clumsy as fuck. Now you wanted to see Fred?"
"I'm gonna tell him."
"Yes!" I exclaim, finally!

We push open the door to the shed to reveal Katie and Freddie, making out, brilliant.
"Karen, I told you..." Freddie starts before lock-in eyes with Effy.
"Hi, Effy." She says then looks at me. "Rob, Babe, not being funny, but you look like microwaved shit. What's up?"
"Nothing." Freddie says.
"Oh, my God, it's really good you're here, actually. You can drive, right?" She asks Effy.
"Yeah. Why?" Eff looks down.
"Cos... Me and Freddie are having a party tonight, in the woods... What's it called again, honey?" Honey, GAG.
"Gobblers End." He mutters.
"That's right. You should come! Both of you!"
"I was gonna borrow my dad's car, but now he has to..."
"take Karen to an audition. We're always doing that!" Katie giggles. What is she doing, where the fuck is Bristol rover twat dude.
"Maybe. I have to ask my mum if I can borrow the car."
"Cool. Can we ask you something, though? Me and Freddie want this to be like, a quiet thing, not some kind of... what did I call it before?"
"Pikey hoe-down."
"Thanks, babe."
"So?" Effy says.
"So Cook's not invited. Cos we don't like him."
"Katie, he's not that bad." She glares at me.
We don't like you but you're gonna be there, bitch.
"Like I said. I have to ask my mum." Eff repeats.
"OK. Well, you just have a little think about it and let us know, yeah? I'm going to have a shower. You coming, juicy?" Juicy? What the.. okay first of all homeboy is a stick, and second you've been together for two nights and you think it's meant to be when clearly he wants Effy.
"Yeah in a minute, hon."
God.
Effy gives me a look and I leave.