Bakugou: *mumbling* you look pretty
Todoroki: what?
Bakugou: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY, GOODNIGHT
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Bakugou: Are you a broom? Because you swept me away.
Todoroki:
Todoroki: ...so you're dirt?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: Listen here you little shi-
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Bakugou: What's wrong with you?
Todoroki: What is wrong with me? Off the top of my head I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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Friend: Hey Halfie! Um, so I was checking your search history
Peppermint Kitten: Bro, I can explain
Friend: Its just pages and pages of Bakutodo...
Peppermint Kitten: reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Bakugou: I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY!
Todoroki, quietly: Everybody..?
Bakugou, petting Todoroki: ...You're okay, I guess..
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Sero: I am the ultimate third wheel
Todoroki, on Bakugou's lap: You shouldn't think that way
Jiro, holding hands with Momo: Yeah, what makes you say that?
Kaminari, making out with Kirishima: Completely untrue
Sero: Wow. I have leveled up to seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.
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Todoroki: And remember, You're not allowed to fall in love with me.
Bakugou: Won't be a fuckin problem, halfie.
Bakugou, 2 days later at 3 am: Theres a prOBLEM-
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