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Gridoc Nonsense

Hello readers! Basically this is some Gridoc crap from headcannons to incorrect quotes to entertain you while we get these five new chapters ready. Have fun in GridocLand lol-

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Doc: NOBODY TOUCHES MY ANGEL EXCEPT FOR ME!!

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Hermit: *is shipped with Grian*

Doc: *picks up Grian and hisses at hermit* mY pReCiOuS-

Grian: *visible confusion*

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Overprotective Doc is yes UwU

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Doc is not very good at flirting or being romantic in general

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Doc blushes very easily

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Grian loves to make Doc blush, so he flirts with him and such

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Grian: Y'know, you're really cute when you blush.

Doc: *blushes* Wh-what?

Grian: There you go!

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Doc is actually really jealous, and he gives people that spend too much time with Grian the side eye

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Grian can be very seductive when he wants to

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Grian never takes Doc being angry seriously, so he just says "You're really cute when you're angry." This infuriates Doc to no end, which Grian finds adorable

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Grian: *raises eyebrow* So I stole something from you-

Doc: And what is that? Give it back!

Grian: I think you might want me to keep it.

Doc: At least tell me what it is!!!

Grian: *gets real close* Your heart. Can I keep it?

Doc: *blushes* Y-yes...

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Doc: Grian give me five minutes, I just have to finish this redstone!

Grian: *puppy dog eyes* Is redstone more important than me?

Doc: Uh- n-no! You have me for the rest of the day!

Grian: YAY!!!

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(At the store)

Grian: Doccy I can't reach the icecream-

Doc: *easily lifts Grian up to get it*

Grian: YAY!!!

Iskall in the background: That is the most adult and child relationship on the server and I'm right.

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Iskall: So what's it like living with Doc?

Grian: One time I asked for a cup of water when he was mad at me and he gave me a cup of ice and said "wait"

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Doc is a big sweetheart on the inside and Grian knows exactly how to make him show it: Get him drunk

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Doc, very, very drunk: I luuuuv youuuuuu-

Grian: Well I would hope so we're engaged.

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Doc: Grian, why weren't you my campaign manager?

Grian: Because then you'd be busy all the time!

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Stray Cat: *hisses at Doc*

Doc, very scared: *hides behind Grian* I'mnotscaredI'mnotscaredI'mnotscared-

Grian: *hisses at cat* Mine

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Grian: Do you think we're a weird couple?

Doc, holding him in a headlock and kissing his forehead: Nah.

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Mumbo, to Grian and Doc: I know you're in a love/hate relationship but most people don't feel both emotions at the same time.

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Movie Theater Person: How would you like your popcorn, sir?

Grian: Like my boyfriend.

Movie Theater Person: *looks at Doc* Sorry sir, but we don't have enough salt for that.

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Iskall: Would you be my brother in law?

Doc: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO HIM FOR ME?!

Iskall: WELL YOU WEREN'T GONNA!

Grian: *visible confusion*

(If you are confused, talk to Aqua about it lol)

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Surprising everyone, Doc is actually the little spoon. He curls up in a ball and purrs while Grian's expert cat person hands find all the best spots for scratching and petting. It's very cute.

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That's all we got for now lol

~Chat and Hellen, signing off~

(Yes I helped screw you -Hellen)