The Fish-Tastic Pun-Off

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Edwardo stood face to face with Bobo the lead clownfish. "I'm shore I'll win this. Puns octopi my mind," Edwardo explained. And just like that, the pun-off was on.

Bobo: Are you squidding me? You believe you'll win? Water you thinking?

Edwardo: You whale let me pass your anemone unharmed! You shellfish demon!

Bobo: *Motions to clownfish* Guys, I need kelp!

Edwardo: I am current-ly running this show! Get ready to wave goodbye to success. I shrimply won't let you win!

Bobo: Ah! I'm going to krill you with
ten-tickles.

Edwardo- That's dolphinately not going to happen. You are not going to do anyfin to me. I am shrimply fintastic with puns. Salmons gotta win this. And I sea that someone being me!!

Bobo and the clownfish were stunned. They were so impressed by Edwardo's amazing puns that they knelt down and worshipped him.
Bobo: I'm FINished! I give up. Who knew an octopus could have such gillarious puns?! I am ashamed, yet obliged to say that you are free to pass. And just like that Bobo, the hilarious leader of the devious clownfish, swam defeatedly away.

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