06 ✦ Jokes

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I love cereal

me too

guess we should make out then





"COME ON KATSUKI, JUST A PECK." you whined, walking along the blonde's side down the hallway, the rest of the students throwing weirded out glances left and right at you. Rolling his eyes in response, Bakugo rubbed his temples in agitation. "Fuck no," the blonde stated without hesitation, causing you to let out a dramatic cry.

The two of you had just finished from another day of work, and this time you decided to walk out with Bakugo. That meant a lot of stares from the other students when you bounced around the blonde, giggling and poking at the latter's sides.

Hooking your arms up with the blonde you leaned in and flashed a charming smile, "Don't you think I deserve it? We finished your baseline sketch today! We should celebrate with a kiss!" You bubbled, jumping up and down which created even more attention to the two of you.

Slumping forward in exhaustion, he found your energetic persona annoying, "Why are you like this?" He groaned harshly, stepping away from your clingy grasp and walking away with a little more speed. In a mad dash, you threw yourself forward to catch up.

"Can you blame me for trying?" You stopped to catch your breath as you noticed him slowing down again, "I mean look at you, I've always wanted to kiss an edgy blonde." The soft red hue at the ends of the blonde's ear didn't go unnoticed.

"Stay away from me, dumbass." Bakugo muttered fiercely, his eyes looking away from yours in a panic. You sighed at his words and leaped to step in front of him. "Dumbass this, dumbass that. You've got to be more creative with your nicknames blondie. May I give a few suggestions?" you sassed, placing your finger on your chin in thought.

"You could call me babe, or maybe honey?" Bakugo now moved at a greater pace, "I'll stick with dumbass." The blonde quipped, walking away faster than before, making you pout and shrug in defeat. "Gosh darn it, it was worth a try I guess!"You giggled, dropping your gaze into a frown when you saw the blonde ignoring you completely.

Coming to an abrupt halt, Bakugo turned to glare at you, holding onto your shoulders a little too harshly, making you squirm in his grasp, "I swear to god, if you keep this up im gonna blow your ass to bits." The blonde warned you, letting go of your figure and checking your reaction.

"I can put up a fight, you know!" You chirped, balling your fists up and giving Bakugo's firm structure a few soft punches, "My special move is quite invincible." Your eyes twinkled as Bakugo looked you up and down, "Special move?"

You were hoping that he'd ask that. Leaning forward, you gripped onto his tie and gave it a light pull towards you, "It's when I attack your lips, with my lips," you paused to lean in even closer to his ear, "Softly". Wide eyes, Bakugo gave you a push and backed away from you.

"Okay that's enough, you're gonna fucking stop right there," Bakugo grumbled lowly, his eyes darting around to all the students that were eyeing the two of you.

The two of you were now sitting on a ledge near the school entrance, a cold vanilla ice cream in your grasp as you gobbled up the sugary sweetness. You glanced towards Bakugo, who was closing his eyes, arms behind his head as he leaned back on the pavement.

Taking in the sight of Bakugo being so absurdly calm, you couldn't help but feel a heat take over your cheeks.

"You know, if you're gonna keep staring at me like that you could at least try and make it discreet," Bakugo mumbled softly with eyes closed, snapping you back to reality and diverting your eyes away from him. You chuckled lightly, looking up to face the sky.

"Hey Bakugo, can I ask you something."

The blonde eyed you weirdly, the sudden seriousness that washed over your features scared him only slightly, "Shoot."

"If I fall, would you catch me?" You asked, suddenly jumping back on your feet and turning around without warning. Eyeing you with suspicion, bakugo scoffed, "Don't bet on it dumbass-" He couldn't even finish his sentence when he noticed you relaxing your body and leaning back.

You were falling,

In a quick rush to stand behind you, Bakugo let out a groan as you fell into his arms, the steady but soft grip on you was enough to satisfy your worries. You gave a half-smile, turning around to meet his ruby-red eyes before picking yourself up and dusting off your pants off.

"Are you a fucking idiot? You could've hurt yourself, stupid." Bakugo scolded you, trying to make sense of what just happened. And yet, your random nature never fazed the latter, confusion was only normal when he spent time with you.

"Cute and caring? Damn Katsuki, you're the whole damn package." Bakugo was lost for words as he watched you laugh, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear inhabit. "And to answer your question, yes, i am an idiot." You giggled, striding towards the blonde and leaning into his ear,

"I'm your idiot."

"Don't you have somewhere to be?" The blonde mumbled, avoiding your gaze entirely and shooing you away with a flick of his hand.

You took a quick glance at your watch, jumping up in surprise when you realized how much time had gone by. "Whoops, you're right, I gotta go." You said, picking up your stuff and walking away with a slight smile curling your lips.

"See ya tomorrow Katsuki!"

You turned to walk away before a thought occurred to you, forcing you to turn right back around, "Oh yeah, and I better watch my step, I don't want myself falling for you again." You said, trying to hold back the laughs you were so desperately trying to contain.

At first, Bakugo stood unimpressed, hooded eyes and everything before a soft smile broke out on his face. You couldn't help but smile as well when you heard the blonde let out a low chuckle under his breath, "Really? All that just so you could say a fucking dad joke?"






"You betcha blondie!"





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Y/n is low-key everything I want in

a girl, but let's keep that hush hush

I might come back to edit this

But I hope all you hotties like it tho<3

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