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incorrect quotes part 2

~OoO s2

Mario: Hey Xylo, I'm going to the store can I just you anything?

Xylo: My will to live

Mario: Ricarro is training right now but I can pick him up later if you want.

~FTo

Mitch: Acid for me and ..umm he'll have a Capri sun

Coiln:

Coiln: Mitch

Coiln: I'm 21 (no clue what his age is)

Mitch:

Coiln: I can buy my own Capri sun

~OoO s2

Mario: POSITIVITY TIME

Mario: SAY IT WITH MY NOW, HOPE!

Jyles: hope

Mario: AND WHAT IS IT!?

Jyles: the first step towards disappointment

(You can pry Mario and Jyles being best friends for my cold die hands)

~FTo

Bryan: Sooo tell my about him

Mario: Well, he is cockey, an idiot , so damn infuriating and strips to much of his own good.

Bryan: Sounds like you like him.

Mario:N-no, He like himself to much for that, trust me.

Byran: Riiight.

~FTo still

Mario hands Kit her bag: should I ask why you have a sword in your purse?

Kit: It's a dagger, actually and no, you shouldn't.

~ Still FTo

David to Imno: Mom said if you blow up the house, he's putting you up for adoption.

~More

Eden: your time here is done.

Micheal: It's done when I say it's done

~SCP

Bryan when he first met Mario: Hold on you die??!!

Mario:Yeah, well it didn't stick.

~more

Bryan: I had a thought

Kayla bear: oh no

Bryan: It's a good one I swear.

~FTo

Mitch pointing at Coiln: He's crying, what do I do?

Pat: Go comfort him

Mitch: How do I do that?!

Pat: Start with hugs

Mitch: With what?

~and still more FTo

Bryan: I have a solution

Kay: Thank goodness

Bryan: It involves fire

Lo-fo: Absolutely not

OoO s2

Ned singing:  Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's Bride is

Ned squinting not the cards Xylo holding up: umm Thor?

~FTo

Kit and Bryan: I'M TO HOT

K & B: *points at Mario

Kit:  :D

Bryan:  :D

Kit:  :D

Bryan:  :D

Mario: *monotone with a deadpan expression* Hot damn

Kit and Byran: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MEN

~OoO s1

*Micheal making dinner, Richie casually stick head in the door*

Richie: Hey Babe, I found something today

Micheal: I told you, if it has a pulse, no

Richie pull Austin in to the room: I found us a child

Micheal: Richie, love you know that kidnapping is a federal offense

~FTo

Sliver: Well this is a nice change of scenery

Bri: This is a prison cell

Sliver: I was being sarcastic

~OoO s2

*At the ball*

Bryan: Alright it's time of the slow dance

Davis: *starts do the macarena at 1/3 the speed

Ricarro: *dos not not know what is happening, starts copying Davis*

Impu: What is wrong with my Pantheon.

Cal: Ricarro that not what he meant

~FTo

Sliver: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forget something.

Brick and Stu: You left us in the parking lot last week.

Sliver: I did that on purpose.

~FTo

Mitch: 20 years from now I will be Pat's second husband

Pat: what happened to my first

Mitch: nothing you can prove

~more FTo

Mario: YEAH, WELL I STILL HAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR!

David: I STILL HAVE YOUR VIRGINITY!

Boat: *INTERNALLY SCREAMING*

~OoO s2

Bryan wearing Impu's glass: how do I look babe?

Impu's blind ass: I have no idea.

~I still have more FTo

David: were you drop on your head as a child!?!

Boat: bold of you to asuma I was held

David:

Kit:

Mario:

Imno:

Richie:

Brandon: Lucas...

And that is it for now, see you people later

~Ace out