luci captor: ii've been looking for a really speciifiic picture of a pancake for liike 20 miinute2 now
luci captor: iit's been an hour and ii finally found iit
police: are you high?
temras nitram: higher than your mother *hic* fucking IQ
chron maryam: depends, do you actually have horns and two heads?
steph pyrope: 4sk t3mr4s, h3 fuck3d 4 sn4il
luci captor: ummm iif ii 2ay ye2 can ii leave the2e 2hiithead2?
teacher: so if i have 8 protons, 8 electrons, and 8 neutrons, what am I?
temras nitram: vwone matchy-matchy lil fucker
chron maryam: a hoarder who for some reason only hoards 8 of an item
steph pyrope: not hum4n
luci captor: a motherfuckiing oxygen atom you dumba22e2
luci captor: never have ii ever......fucked another 2peciie2
temras nitram: fucking dammit motherfucker *puts down a finger*
chron maryam: what the fuck luci *doesn't change*
steph pyrope: do hum4ns count?
T: yes
C: yes
L: ye2, they fuckiing do
S: well fuck *puts down a finger*
BINABASA MO ANG
mems. all de mems
Short StoryMe and a few friends writing shitpost shorts with our Homestuck, Hazbin Hotel, and possibly HTTYD characters. There will undoubtedly be some DnD shit as well.
