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John, drunk: *about Alex* I just...I love him so much-
John: Do you think he knows I exist?
Eleanor: You're married to him so I'd really hope so-

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Alex: Admit it John. You choose favorites-
John: How dare you! I love Koda and the non-Kodas equally!

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John: Everyone who was a child as a kid is an adult now-
Alex: John it's 3 am. Shut up and go back to sleep-

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John: Momma freaked out because I told her I never drink water, so now she's making me drink 8 glasses a day-
John: I mean, there's water in soda, there's water in coffee, there's little pools of water on pizza-
Alex: That's grease John-
John: Well it's wet, isn't it?

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Frances: I'm going to fill Flip's room with rubber ducks-
Alex: No you're not-
Frances: Aww c'mon you're no fun-
Alex: You're going to fill his room with REAL ducks. And geese, maybe some chickens too-

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Alex: What happened this time?
John, in a hospital bed: That doesn't concern you-
John: But if you were wondering whether apes liked to be given hugs after they get rejected by a mate, the answer is no-

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Alex: Well, life is like a box of chocolates! You never know what you're going to get.
John:
John: Chocolates Lex, you'd get chocolates-

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John: On the outside I am human but on the inside I am pasta and sin-

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John: I'm sick of all this!! If you guys keep this up I'm done with all of you!
Alex: I am not apologizing for putting a hotel on boardwalk-
John, tearing up: Friends and family discount!
Philip: thATS NOT HOW MONOPOLY WORKS-

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Eleanor: So what are your plans tonight?
John, having a That's So Raven flash forward to him and Alex drinking wine and watching Dance Moms: I don't know, probably going to try and get some sleep-

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John, texting Alex: hey lex i'm out to lunch. if the sims i trapped in a bedroom finally fall in love, call me IMMEDIATELY. yes i know they look like us. thanks

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John: Just once in my life I want to get up without experiencing the seven stages of grief-
Alex: There are only five stages of grief-
Philip: We're here for y-
Frances: Wait, what are the extra two stages?
John: Denial 2 and Astral Projection-

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Alex: Why are videos of crabs holding knives such a phenomenon?
John: They can't hold guns-
Angie: Yet-

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John: My beautiful angel, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into darkness if I knew it'd make you happy-
Alex: Can I have a chip?
John: I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, my chips-

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John: Permission to fight the sun?
Alex: I'm not sure how you plan to do that but go ahead-