Simplistic Partial

[12] Five Days To Live, Not Really Though

CRUNCH

"Delicious." Yummy.

CRUNCH

0=0=0=0=0

I'm back at my apartment, now time to sleep (Because I'm lazy).

And also time skip to four days.

0=0=0=0=0

I'm sitting on a bench while eating some chips.

CRUNCH 

CRUNCH

"Still delicious."

Then I heard this.

?: Sir we're ready to launch it.

?: Then we'll launch it tomorrow, the world will soon learned that we are the strongest country there is.

Really? Strong? I've fought monsters when I was 2 years old and you call yourself strong, pathetic.

But I'm gonna wait, I'm interested what they are going to launch.

?: Dismissed.

?: Ye sir!

Then they left.

I'm not going to follow them because there is no reward, well back to eating some chips.

CRUNCH 

CRUNCH

"The end of the chapter." Yes, now go do whatever your doing before you read this book.

0=0=0=0=0

+MC: Cephas Sigma Partial

+Species: 98% Human / 2% ???

>Items:

+Infinite Seasonings: All the flavor you can think of.

+Adamantium Pipe: Like claws of Wolverine or the shield of Captain America, almost indestructible but indestructible as me though.

+Twine (Laptop): Shop and you can play some games like minecraft.

+SSAE Guide Book: Fitness and healthy lifestyle.

+Yo-yo: Roll it down and you will be amaze.

+Eraser: The bane of pencil.

+Map Book: The HUD.

+Earphones (Black Colored): For music.

+Light Bulb: Put energy into it and it will light.

+Random Book: A random book... that contains mysterious contents about something.

+Light Saber: Everyone knows this.

+Mechanical Ball Pen [MBP]: Use for stabbing people or monster in the eye.

+Pan: Maybe use for shielding, I think?

+Spoon: The scooper.

+Spork: The scooper and piercer.

+Microwave: Throw it in the bathtub.

+Regenerative C4: Unlimited explosions and door destroying action.

+Unlimited Pringle Canister: Infinite chips with bland flavor.

+Infinite Ketchup: Tomato sauce.

+Infinite Mustard: Good for chips and nachos, and it's kind of like ketchup except yellow.

>Apparel:

+T-shirt: It says "F LIFE!!!".

+Hoodie Jacket: Has hammerspace pocket plus it has sigma as its design and this is where he keeps all of his items.

+Pair Of Black Finger-Less Glove: Now you're an assassin, probably.

+Jeans: Normal clothes what do you expect?

+Wellington Boots: It's waterproof and fireproof.

>Abilities:

+Portal Magic: It's like teleportation but you can walk through it

+Universal Language: It can translate any foreign language.

+Gyrokinesis: Manipulates gravity and all.

+Fourth Wall Breaker: You know what it is readers (And prepare your flex tape because the wall will be broken like right now).

+E&E [Escape And Evasion]: May or may not save your life from any possible of your death.

+HUD [Heads Up Display]: Shows the map of your surroundings.

+De-Aging: No more old age for you though you will stop aging your body will mature until 20 years old and then you will never age.

+Immeasurable Strength: Saitama's strength but more stronger than him.

+FTT [Faster Than Tachyon]: Above tachyon speed.

+Indestructible Body: Any physical attack can't damage you anymore but magical attack can damage you albeit little damage is inflicted on you and it may take hundreds of years just to make you bleed a tiny drop of blood.

+Tiredness Nullified: You can never get tired even if you stay awake for centillion years.

+Perma-Clean State: Your clothes or your body will be forever clean even if somebody threw a crap at you.

+Photographic Memory: Remember the events you witness forever.

+Earth Magic: Manipulates anything related to rocks/pebbles.

+Absorption: Can absorb any type of energy or magic as long as the entity is not alive or not moving, in short dead.

+Fast Reactive Responsive Awareness Magic (FARRAM): It alerts the possible danger or hostility from your surroundings from 50 meters from your position.

+Soul Binding: Permanently keeps your stuff from getting stolen and gives the thieves a "Special Gift" too. 

+Death Aura: Permeate your deathly aura to your surroundings to intimidate your enemy or scare them until they faint.

0=0=0=0=0

"Twine can I ask you something."

Twine: Sure, what is it?

"... Are you Skynet?"

Twine: ...... *PROCEEDS TO SHUTDOWN*.

"Oh well."

CRUNCH