Simplistic Partial

[2] Spatial Disruption

Well damn.

I've been walking for 2 hours but because of a bozo who is screwing up my life by manipulating the space, I've been doing the same thing over and over for the past 2 hours... goddamnit!

Wait!

If I can trick the person who is doing this then I might get out of this loop.

Alright it's settled, I'm doing the trickery.

...

How do I do it though?

Hmm... 

Alright, by the power of breaking the fourth wall I'll use... Google.

After an hour has passed.

So trickery is the same as deception... let's search what deception means.

Another hour has passed.

"An action deceiving someon- Okay I get it." It's about time I use my voice because why not.

Alright here goes nothing.

"Hey douche bag! I got your DS over here!" Hmm... nothing.

I think it's still low level stuff, gotta grind in the future so I have high level abilities.

"I've mastered 4D chess game..." Still nothing.

"You suck..." Seriously?! Nothing works at all!

"... God doesn't exist...?"

Then suddenly you were now floating or levitating I don't know.

You keep floating and floating until you reach at a suitable height that humans would die... oh no.

Then you fell... oh! Did I forgot that you were also thrown at the mountain, guess I could call it Jumper: At the top of Mt. Everest... just kidding... and I'm about to die.

I close my eyes and wait for my death... who am I kidding I'm still young to die.

You look at bottom of your doom and open both of your hands and aim them at the ground as if I am Iron Man, I can dream you know.

I'm still falling and goodbye my unfair life.

SPLAT!

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.

.

You're now dead.

'Thanks captain obvious.'

'What do I do now? Fly around in this endless void? Yes, because I got nothing better to do.'

A few hours later.

'Nothing... nothing at all.'

'When do I get back at the living world?'

RIGHT NOW.

'Who said that?!'

I DID.

'Are you... God?'

NO.

'Then who are you?'

I AM WHAT YOU CALL... AUTHOR.

'So you're saying I'm in a story... in fanfiction.net or wattpad?'

... WATTPAD.

'Okay.'

AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE FREE ABILITY AND ALSO YOU CAN CHOOSE WHAT IT IS.

'Hmm... ability... I want something that can disrupt the space and gravity.'

OKAY, ONE MINUTE.

'Now gotta wait for one minute.'

'... I'm going to  explain what a pencil is and its history [GOT IT FROM THE INTERNET BOI! ALSO NOT MINE]: The modern pencil was invented in 1795 by Nicholas-Jacques Conte, a scientist serving in the army of Napoleon Bonaparte. 

The magic material that was so appropriate for the purpose was the form of pure carbon that we call graphite. 

It was first discovered in Europe, in Bavaria at the start of the fifteenth century; although the Aztecs had used it as a marker several hundred years earlier. 

Initially it was believed to be a form of lead and was called 'plumbago' or black lead (hence the 'plumbers' who mend our lead water-carrying pipes), a misnomer that still echoes in our talk of pencil 'leads'. 

It was called graphite only in 1789, using the Greek word 'graphein' meaning 'to write'. Pencil is an older word, derived from the Latin 'pencillus', meaning 'little tail', to describe the small ink brushes used for writing in the Middle Ages.'

'After you read that I think one minute is up.'

YOUR ABILITY IS GYROKINESIS AND THAT'S ALL BYE.

'Gyrokinesis... and also how am I gonna get out of here?'

OH YEAH FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

'Oh no, Mr. Author I don't feel so good.'

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"HAAAAaaaa... I'm alive." I will never ever scream again, sounds girly.

Thanks for reviving me Author san, maybe in the future chapters you might be a helpful companion... or the final boss and I've jinxed myself, great!

And also if you want to check my bio and powers and everything it will be in the bottom of the chapter, okay! back to the story.

I stand up and look at my surroundings.

Then I look down on to the ground... it has puddle of blood, I think that's mine.

"I guess this where my first grave is." My first death, dude.

That's gotta be the most horrific event that happened in my entire two years of my life, great!

Gotta move on I guess, I mean literally because I can see dragons that heading in my direction or me.

...

RUN! RUN! RUN!

And that's the end of the chapter, bye now.

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+MC: Cephas Sigma Partial

>Items:

+Mechanical Ball Pen [MBP]: Use for stabbing people or monster in the eye.

+Pan: Maybe use for shielding, I think?

+Spoon: The scooper.

+Spork: The scooper and piercer.

+Microwave: Throw it in the bathtub.

+Regenerative C4: Unlimited explosions and door destroying action.

+Unlimited Pringle Canister: Infinite chips with bland flavor.

>Apparel:

+Hoodie Jacket: Has hammerspace pocket plus it has sigma as its design and this is where he keeps all of his items.

+Jeans: Normal clothes what do you expect?

>Abilities: 

+Gyrokinesis: Manipulates gravity and all.

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A/N: NEW POWER BOI! AND VERY SHORT CHAPTER, DAMN.