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What?

"W-What did you just say?"

Was all Gavin could manage to sputter out.

"Oh? I didn't say a thing, Gavin. Perhaps you should check your ears the next doctor visit."

Connor responded innocently.

"Excuse me? Perhaps your the one who needs to be checked...."

Gavin muttered under his breath, visibly annoyed.

"Uh huh...."

Finally Gavin smiled triumph, holding up the remote.

"Yes, finally!"

"That's what she said."

"W-WHAT?! I knew you weren't really innocent!!!"

"I don't know what you mean, Detective. I was just trying to use some of the slang I've heard Hank use. Is it not slang??"

Oh no.

"Uhh no, Connor... Do you know what a dirty joke is???"

"Searching 'Dirty jokes' on the internet, Gavin."

"WHAT??? NO! CONNOR DON'T!"

"Oh..."

Connor mumbled.

"Their seems to be quite a few...lets see, hey Gavin what is the best part of gardening?"

Gavin hesitated, tempted but also didn't need Hank attempting to strangle him.

"Uuuuuuuuh I don't know, what?"

Without blinking Connor replied:

"-Getting down and dirty with your hoes."

Gavin choked and sputtered with laughter.

Not at the joke itself but hearing the android actually say the word hoes was actually pretty fucking hilarious.

"I...Don't get it? Isn't a hoe a gardening tool...? Gavin why are you laughing so hard? Is it hoe? Is it also a slang term? What is a hoe?"

Gavin couldn't breath he was laughing so hard though he had managed to record Connor saying hoe before posting it on his snap story.

"Okay, okay....since you won't explain the last one how about this one..."

Through giggles Gavin barely managed to speak.

"No...Connor no...!"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?"

Finally Gavin took a deep breath.

"I don't know...What?"

"Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob."

Gavin shook his head chuckled.

Connor still looked confused.

"What...What's a Blow-"

"NOOOOPE-This is gonna be fun to explain to Hank..."

"What is?"

"Why your asking the meaning to these things...All I'm gonna say is never research 'Japanese rain goggles.' Understood??"

"What?"

"Good. Now can we just pick a movie now please?"

"Alright. What would you recommend, Gavin?"

"Hmm...Well I really like classics. What about monty Python and the holy grail?"

"Oh....Is it an incredible adventure that takes place within the old ages...?"

Gavin snorted.

"Sort of....you'll see."

Connor quirked a brow, visibly confused.

How could Gavin might find an old renaissance movie amusing...?